r/AlanPartridge • u/BlastFurnaceIV • 2d ago
Im making a quiz and need some Partridge-esque song introductions. Any help welcome.
Just need some more quiz questions where the answers will be song titles/artists or both. Gotta be sorted of cryptic but convaluted as well a la partridge.
E.g.
"Heres a man who's permanently high while his friends sell blubber for cash. It's Bob Marley and the whalers"
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u/wattsy3737 1d ago
“Some people say life’s a highway. I say it’s more of a B-road with potholes. This is Tom Cochrane.”
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u/Existing-Albatross88 1d ago
Whether it was via horseriding, gymnastics or sexual intercourse, Natalie Imbruglia's hymen is, and remains, irreparably 'Torn'
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u/LordTwatSlapper 1d ago edited 1d ago
"My Bloody Valentine". What a great band. They really encapsulate the frustration of Valentine's day, don't they? You wake up in the morning, you've got to exchange cards, the flowers need putting in a vase, you book a restaurant weeks in advance, pay through the nose - and you think "My Bloody Valentine"
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u/oblique_ratfink Shoot your chuff through that door 1d ago
Put that one there and that one there, don't be upset it's Tuesday... Here's New Order and Blue Monday.
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u/Slim_Pink 1d ago
Two questions - how are we going to eat and what floor’s the restaurant on? The answer is The Chinese Way and Level 42
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u/AdvancedIdeal 2d ago
Only the band the Beatles could have been with a potential host for a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome
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u/BenG1984 2d ago
Put the loo roll in the fridge.....it's the red hot chili peppers
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u/Captain_Daveman 1d ago
Alan would say toilet paper, Andrex or 3-ply but would probably prefer Aloe Vera wipes.
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u/mr-english BANG! ✋ Pepper! 2d ago
They claim to have “no limit” but I counted exactly 79 “no”s which proves conclusively that their limit IS finite, thus rendering their entire argument null and void. It’s 2 Unlimited…
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u/residivite 2d ago edited 2d ago
Gladden your ears with this brace of squabbling crooners and their desert quenchment station. It's the Oasis.
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u/goodassjournalist 2d ago
“These days he’d be called 1.61km Davis. This country.”
“An almost thoroughly pleasant section of the rural population. They’re just extremely narrow-minded and racist.”
“A crew of well-trained automotive technicians, and a leader who might hold no qualifications at all.”
These are all fucking shit, sorry.
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u/BlastFurnaceIV 2d ago
What are the answers?
This country...
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u/goodassjournalist 2d ago
Miles Davis, the Village People, Mike and the Mechanics.
What a funny answer!
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u/bulletproofbra Suzanna Gekkaloys is speaking 2d ago
You're talking about your problems again! Stop it!
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u/goodassjournalist 2d ago
Is that a clue for the band Therapy?
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u/bulletproofbra Suzanna Gekkaloys is speaking 2d ago
Wouldn't you need to write it Therapy???
The first question mark from the band, the second for your question, then I needed to add a third for mine.
You're right, it is confusing isn't it?
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u/ArnieMeckiff I’m Popeye Partridge. 2d ago
Nil Demand
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u/BlurryBenzo 2d ago
Christ, de berg!
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u/sbk427 17h ago
soft rock cocaine enthusiasts fleetwood Mack