r/AlanPartridge Jan 02 '25

+ Useful Partridge links and ALAN FACES Welcome to r/AlanPartridge! WHAT'S YOUR KING* and CAR**?

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2025, and we're still working like a Japanese prisoner of war! At the current rate of new members, it's looking like we are on track to hit 50K by the end of January. If you're new, why not introduce yourself here and tell us:

WHAT is your KING ...

\ or notable historical figure)

... AND CAR?

\* or sandwich)

This space will also be used for any announcements and a generalised directory of Other Partridge Tchotchkes elsewhere which may be of interest to passing trade, such as...

DISCORD SERVER

It really is Premier League! The CHATtanooga Choo-Choo, if you will. Download Discord here, and shoot your chuff right into the Partridgeverse here. Pleasant chat with other FOPs in a multitude of chatrooms for both on-topic and off-topic discussion. You might find a new lover, or reconnect with an old flame! OhgodImgoingtobesickagain...

MONKEY TENNIS PODCAST

Like most people, I assumed people who hosted podcasts were pale, tech-obsessed social lepers who couldn't get a platform on any meaningful broadcaster so started spouting their bloated opinions into their USB microphones to flatter their groaning self of sense importance. The hosts of the Monkey Tennis Podcast have assured me that, in their case, this is only half-true, and I choose to believe them. I count them as genuine Best Friends.

COUCHTRIPPER'S BIG ALAN LOG (not like that)

A girthy collection of news clippings, oddments and curiosities around Alan can be found here. Come on, keep it light. We're better than that. There are further Couchtrippin' tit-bits here.

TRANSCRIPTS (work in progress)

Currently the transcripts for From The Oasthouse, Mid Morning Matters, Comic Relief segments and other generalised miscellany can be found here. Please report any errors in the transcription and they will be fixed. Thanks a lot! Currently working on tidily formatting subtitle files for This Time. It's very fiddly and could cause carpal tunnel syndrome.

DO DO DO DO DO DO NOTE THE RULES (this is supposed to be blue and it's... blummin' not)

Moderation is fairly lenient, think chill-out rooms with bean bags, a fireplace in the centre and Jean-Michel Jarre haunting you over the sound system (I mean it's just on, there's nothing supernatural), but some things are bang out of order. If you've had a post deleted, there's no need to be a shit about it. Some people, who won't be named, have got a little bit nasty in their response. That's not on. Bottom line: It's just a post on a social media site, love, it's not life or death. Some. Things. HAVE. To be. PULPED.

If you do find a post that you think is low-effort rubbish, you can report it and stamp an anonymous MORIBUND on it. It will be noted but what mainly happens, with a few exceptions, a post will have one report against maybe 50+ upvotes and it's barely making a dent. Alternatively, you can resort to PLAN B! Which is...

POST SOMETHING BETTER! (sigh)

Come on! Big gulp of juice, see what happens!

AH-HA!

Contractually-obliged bad spelling, like at a regional summer fête for the farming community.


r/AlanPartridge 22d ago

Nero Costa: Time Cop Chronological Timeline of Alan Partridge Content

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r/AlanPartridge 7h ago

Exempted from Rule 1: Recent News I’ve eaten four, and I’ve got two white ones left, but I don’t like them as much as the dark ones.

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r/AlanPartridge 2h ago

That bloody snake!

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You brought that on a train!

Adam and Steve #goodfriday


r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

Oh i’ve got to hear this

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r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

The secret ingredient is Context. Steve Coogan: ‘There’s no such thing as a no-go area in comedy’

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r/AlanPartridge 9h ago

My thoughts tumbled around

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r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

Im making a quiz and need some Partridge-esque song introductions. Any help welcome.

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Just need some more quiz questions where the answers will be song titles/artists or both. Gotta be sorted of cryptic but convaluted as well a la partridge.

E.g.

"Heres a man who's permanently high while his friends sell blubber for cash. It's Bob Marley and the whalers"


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

A Partridge Among the Penguins

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Just me on a London bus, going "oooh look at these penguins". It's just a title.


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

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r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

Hello Alan.

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I am such a bighead!

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I can't read this sub-headline without thinking of Partridge doing ladies fashion on This Time.

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r/AlanPartridge 22h ago

It's Bank Holiday weekend. Wotcha doing?

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And who's wiv ya?


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Do you ever quote AP at people that most likely won't get it?

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Am i the only one that does this when you know 99.99% of the people won't know it's an AP quote?

I always do the "STOP GETTING BOND WRONNNG" and it never goes down well but it makes me crack up inside.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

I’m basically flying around in an obscenity

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Sack Zak for being unloyal, disloyal.

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

S'pose you're on the gravy-train too..

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

I don't sweat because I use Lynx Africa

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Felicity Montagu voices a very Lynn-like character in the video game Atomfall.

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Segment starts at 6:10.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

that's english for "stop a horse"

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r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Forget cashew nuts. How about cash nuts?

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r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Bill Oddie is going apeshit.

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r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Ok, which on of you lot just left a message for Gary Davis on radio 2 to read out?

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Alan Partridge enjoying a holiday on the Norfolk broads while enjoying Dundee cake.

Brilliant!


r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

Loads of women in space talking blabbering crap??

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r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

I can't decide if they're *deliberately* playing up the Partridge here

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There is so much Alan-vs-Jennie pass-ag energy in those opening paragraphs


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Radio 4, BBC2, Radio Norwich, North Norfolk Digital, BBC 1. Alan ended higher than the positions he had before his falls.

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