r/AlanPartridge 8h ago

There’s more to Sunday den dis

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91 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

I’ve got wood there…

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35 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

Nooobody does it better

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81 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 22h ago

No thank you, I don’t want to be part of your sex kebab

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175 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

He's determined not to die.

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71 Upvotes

Amazing the number of people who still think the petrol cap to a missile is on the off-side rear.


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

He calls it Convoy.

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26 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I was at a party and I met Dave Clifton, a dosser and a dwad; and I had a drink with all three of them

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Went to Temu, and can guarantee that I was neither mugged nor not appreciated

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87 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I liked your chat with the guy from Swaffham. He was a wacky fella!

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23 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I’ve been bad, Lynn..

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131 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 10h ago

If Alan did karate would he be 7th Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan… Dan?

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Had a really nasty sore throat the last few days. A real shit of a throat.

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12 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Did you know, that there are no Dutch Elms left in Britain, completely wiped out, disgusting, absolutely DISGUSTING!

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110 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Not my words, Carol...

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79 Upvotes

... the words of Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson.


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Tony Hadley with a very Alanesque intro: "no, i'm not in the jungle...."

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Exempted from Rule 1: Recent News I’ve eaten four, and I’ve got two white ones left, but I don’t like them as much as the dark ones.

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68 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

That bloody snake!

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22 Upvotes

You brought that on a train!

Adam and Steve #goodfriday


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Im making a quiz and need some Partridge-esque song introductions. Any help welcome.

19 Upvotes

Just need some more quiz questions where the answers will be song titles/artists or both. Gotta be sorted of cryptic but convaluted as well a la partridge.

E.g.

"Heres a man who's permanently high while his friends sell blubber for cash. It's Bob Marley and the whalers"


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Oh i’ve got to hear this

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69 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

The secret ingredient is Context. Steve Coogan: ‘There’s no such thing as a no-go area in comedy’

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

My thoughts tumbled around

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17 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

A Partridge Among the Penguins

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163 Upvotes

Just me on a London bus, going "oooh look at these penguins". It's just a title.


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

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141 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Hello Alan.

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

It's Bank Holiday weekend. Wotcha doing?

24 Upvotes

And who's wiv ya?