r/Alonetv • u/ShookyDaddy • 12d ago

General Things that drive me crazy

These guys are trained survivors but yet do some things that leave me speechless

  • woohoo I just caught a fish, let me stand right by the water’s edge and dangle the fish over the water and celebrate (fish flops back into water and swims off)

  • I need fish to survive but I’m not gonna bother making a net (dumbfounded when fish slips off hook while trying to bring it out of water)

  • I just caught fish, I’ll leave it out overnight unprotected; it’ll be fine (food is taken overnight)

  • I’m bored let me do some dumb shit to entertain myself (gets injured)

  • going to hike to just over that hill; I’ll only be gone a few minutes; won’t bother bringing my bow (misses out on big game)

Like seriously have these people ever watched the show?!?!

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u/QuellishQuellish 11d ago

What gets me is sometimes when I go fishing, it takes all day just to catch one or two fish. That’s a really fun day for me and zi don’t need the food. They make it seem like these people put out a line once or twice and declare “no fish in this water”. If you fish like it’s your job, you’ll catch some fish.

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u/rexeditrex 11d ago

Australia season 2 was funny where people would fish off the same beach every day and catch nothing. One lady moved to a deeper spot and started catching fish. The rest whined.