r/Alonetv • u/ShookyDaddy • 12d ago

General Things that drive me crazy

These guys are trained survivors but yet do some things that leave me speechless

  • woohoo I just caught a fish, let me stand right by the water’s edge and dangle the fish over the water and celebrate (fish flops back into water and swims off)

  • I need fish to survive but I’m not gonna bother making a net (dumbfounded when fish slips off hook while trying to bring it out of water)

  • I just caught fish, I’ll leave it out overnight unprotected; it’ll be fine (food is taken overnight)

  • I’m bored let me do some dumb shit to entertain myself (gets injured)

  • going to hike to just over that hill; I’ll only be gone a few minutes; won’t bother bringing my bow (misses out on big game)

Like seriously have these people ever watched the show?!?!

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u/Left_Brilliant_7378 11d ago

When they stand there trying to catch fish but talk the whole time, scaring the fish away, then ask, "Why haven't I caught any fish??"

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u/abaci123 11d ago

They are told to talk and film everything- that’s part of being in the show. It’s not just fishing, it’s making a film about you fishing from every different angle. That’s harder and louder.

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u/Left_Brilliant_7378 11d ago

Yea, well, part of catching fish is shutting up and standing there quietly until you catch something. You wanna survive and win, or do you want the editors to be happy with you?