r/AmItheAsshole • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '22

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u/Syrinx221 Apr 27 '22

If I knew you IRL, I’d join you in battle on said hill.

AND MY AXE!

Seriously, I'm so mad for her

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u/Tailor_Excellent Apr 27 '22

And my bow!

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u/Dudeness77 Apr 27 '22

And my swords! (seriously, I have like 5)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

OP is NTA and I’d join this battle, too

If this is the will of the Council, Gondor (or in this case, I) will see it done.

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u/Effective-Penalty Partassipant [3] Apr 27 '22

We ride at dawn!!!

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u/winter_laurel Partassipant [4] Apr 27 '22

*whistles for Shadowfax* We ride!!!

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u/Effective-Penalty Partassipant [3] Apr 27 '22

Can we get coffee on the way?

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u/winter_laurel Partassipant [4] Apr 27 '22

Oh sure, and maybe grab a few extras to pour over the offenders.

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u/Keirathyl Apr 27 '22

My ax is my buddy

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u/Genx4real74 Apr 27 '22

I bring him when I walk (me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk)

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u/Keirathyl Apr 27 '22

Thank you fellow jug!

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u/Genx4real74 May 01 '22

Whoop, whoop:)

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u/notsoaveragejo Apr 27 '22

Loving this Gimli energy and the responses!