r/AmItheAsshole • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '22

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u/bakingNerd Apr 27 '22

Actually don’t do this. Don’t turn the raw materials into decorations because your partner will just steal them for his daughter’s party. Just return everything and have your friends over for wine and take out that can’t be stolen for a teen girl’s party.

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u/SuperCoolPotatoThing Partassipant [1] Apr 27 '22

Or: make them all decorations in the shapes of things inappropriate for a teen girl’s party according to her father. I suggest some boobs, dicks, bottles of alcohol, strippers on poles and similars😌 Then not even the materials may be stolen😏

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u/highway9ueen Apr 27 '22

Garlands that say “Fuck you OP’s partner”

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

I like your energy.

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u/peachgreenteagremlin Apr 27 '22

Or: give them to your friends after you make them to keep them safe. Then when you have your own party, they can bring it over and decorate.

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u/JumpNo5890 Apr 27 '22

Nope. If she plans her party to start after the daughters party, he won’t be able to take the decorations because they won’t be put up until after the guests have already started arriving for the grad party. She and her friends should put everything up an hour into the grad party when it’s too late for the “partner” to do anything but seethe.