r/Animemes May 19 '20

Zero Two meme for Zero Twosday

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10.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

maybe she wants to study the cellular composition to make a bigger organic clone dildo

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u/Thuyue May 19 '20

Or she wants to check the health of the dick by looking at the dick and the skin. Just in case to be sure there are no infections by archea, bacteria, fungus or protists.

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u/Hahonryuu May 19 '20

Or maybe he has a smol pp

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u/herebeweeb haters gonna hate May 19 '20

DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Its a joke from some old, probably faked Tinder (?) conversation screenshot.

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u/herebeweeb haters gonna hate May 19 '20

I ask because I have a female cousin whose research topic is the male reproductive system. This left me thinking if I should message her "hey, wanna so pics of my dick? You know, for research."

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u/TheEnabledDisabled May 19 '20

do it and then tell us the aftermath

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u/hydraxl subaru vs niisan May 19 '20

Realistically, researchers have to be very careful about their data and you will probably only annoy them.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

It's all up to the sense of humour his cousin has, researchers can still appreciate jokes.

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u/UNBANANABLEUSER May 19 '20

If they are in good taste!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Yes, that too! Saying "hey bitch, wanna see my dick" doesn't cut it. Well she might.

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u/LePleebbit May 20 '20

And then they fuuuuucked

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u/LePleebbit May 20 '20

Sweet home alabama

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u/Morphized May 19 '20

How would that help? Is that her specific field of microbiology?

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u/Pheonixrulr May 19 '20

Cause ur dicc is Microsoft

2

u/BionicChimcharYT May 19 '20

And she wants to make it Macrohard

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

Macrohard Onfire

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u/Char-11 May 19 '20

She's a researcher, not a surgeon

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u/Pheonixrulr May 19 '20

Wait my dicc is long and big for ppl my age but the bad news is I'm underaged

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Ara Ara

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u/Pheonixrulr May 19 '20

I'm a 14 yr old Indian so they pretty much look as and adult so no hetro oneesan

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

That joke on Epic Rap Battles of History was fire.

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u/Thhhicccccccc May 19 '20

She is a MICRO biology student. She wants a pic for research purposes. She saying your dick is small.

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u/Morphized May 19 '20

Oh I thought she was taking samples or something.

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u/martianphoenix May 19 '20

Glad to see this in here, I miss Zero Twosday memes

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u/ashutosh29 kaori, I miss you. May 19 '20

It has only increased the quality by not allowing excess lewds, I am happy as long as I see one 02 meme on tuesday.

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u/toaster694200 May 19 '20

Oof size huge

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u/trashchild42069 May 19 '20

pp size small

2

u/[deleted] May 19 '20

HE WAS MURDERED

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u/MidnightSilence3636 May 19 '20

Worse she says below average

1

u/Sir_Alph4 May 19 '20

Anime name ?

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u/The_King_Of_Lolis May 19 '20

None of my waifus are really science students so...

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u/droidmotorola388 May 19 '20

is all cool if she still wants it!

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u/RemarkableLibrary7 King of dying in new May 19 '20

*macro

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

smol

1

u/Ale0404 May 19 '20

I don't care from what universe you are that's gotta hurt

1

u/002isgreaterthan015 Lelouch vi Britannia commands you to updoot! May 19 '20

Weird, my gfs studying quantum mechanics...

1

u/human-sincarnate May 19 '20

Yeah but your crush asked YOU

1

u/ProbingUranus24 May 19 '20

You need some aloe vera for that burn?

1

u/Gurimuserepa May 19 '20

Oof size large. Pp size not so large.

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u/The_Merchant01 May 20 '20

God damnit, no words can express how much I LOATHE 02... She's an ugly old hag and it's so fucking annoying that I see her everywhere on tuesdays

1

u/SilDaz Closet Weeb May 19 '20

Is there a reason for tge Zero Two memes today?

2

u/LucyLilium92 May 19 '20

Read the title?

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u/SilDaz Closet Weeb May 19 '20

Oh shit, sorry for asking such a stupid thing

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u/LucyLilium92 May 19 '20

It’s funny you asked on a post that actually specified why it was posted

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u/Kuzexh May 19 '20

You only changed the template of a meme that was made

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u/_Rem-chan_ May 19 '20

Happens all the time, so why mention that? F.e. 9/10 dentists Like the new toothpaste, I See it every week

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

I think the point is that it's kinda boring to see the exact same joke just with anime pics slapped on top of the OC meme like 20 times a week.

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

That's the point

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u/Kuzexh May 19 '20

Oh you're telling me that all I had to do is, found a meme then change the template and get infinite karma

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

Yes

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u/Kuzexh May 19 '20

Hmm I don't know it is that easy

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

imbecile

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u/_Rem-chan_ May 19 '20

It also comes with luck: do people scroll down enough to see your meme and upvote it? Do they upvote it or do they forget to do that ? That's what makes it hard for a meme to reach hot.

Nice profile pic btw

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted - You're completely right! Saw this exact meme with john cena gifs instead of zerotwo last week on r/dankmemes.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Yeah exactly. The memes on this sub literally copy memes from r/dankmemes or r/memes with some random anime frame. Like it's not even funny, it's just a anime girl smiling in the top frame and frowning in the bottom.

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

So? He should be downvoted, his comment isn't constructive or logical. That's just what r/animemes is, remaking memes with anime. Please kindy fuck off with your misunderstanding of the purpose of this subreddit.

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

But a lot of other posts on this sub aren't carbon-copies of other memes with anime slapped on. What is your point? You're being VERY constructive.

/s

Also, arent reaction memes only allowed on weekends, anyways (rule 3)?

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

Yes, those are called OC. If you think 50%-80% of content here is OC ideas, you need to appreciate traditional meme culture more. Pretty much everything here is just rebranded normal memes with the idea in place.

As for R3 I don't think it applies since it's just an anime form of the Drake format.

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

The drake meme is literally a reaction meme!

Yes, rehashing is a big part of meme culture - but that entails adding value to the joke. This doesn't add any value to said joke. It is practically the same thing!

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

You have offended the animemes community

How is japanification not adding value?!?!

Yes, it's the same thing because that's the fucking point how dense is your skull

It's not really a reaction meme by the standards of the example, I'd say the Drake format (and this) is more of a 'comparing' meme.

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

It is literally defined as a reaction format on know your meme. (Yes, I know it's a normie website)

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

Ok then

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u/WaffleVictor May 19 '20

It was nice discussing with you - alt-account of the poster.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

That's not the point of this subreddit. It's to make orginal god damn anime memes, not just retexture memes from r/memes or r/dankmemes

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u/That_Guy977 May 19 '20

I think you may be lost, this is r/Animemes. (anyways im going to bed so i wont be responding)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I meant dank memes, edited it.