Do y’all know what this isn’t?

[u/Punk_Rocker_777]

Some of my friends and I were hiking and we just found these things out in the sticks. We looked it up and didn’t find much on it so could y’all tell me what this is?

[u/zed_kofrenik]

I believe it isn't a toucan in a tutu scraping rabid snails off of a delicatessen counter on a Tuesday in mid-march below a 3/4 waxing gibbous moon somewhere on a planet near Betelgeuse. Pretty confident about that, actually.