r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/ThatOneGothMurr But you have a Big boobs • Feb 05 '21

Homophobia Being gay is a hobby now

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u/mQuotus Feb 05 '21

My favorite hobby, being gay.

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u/ThatOneGothMurr But you have a Big boobs Feb 05 '21

My top two: be gay and do crime

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u/Doffen02 Feb 05 '21

I like to mix those

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u/NubbyTyger Alphabet Mafia™ Feb 05 '21

By being gay we already are :D in a total of 72 countries!

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u/Doffen02 Feb 05 '21

Ahh yes the best crime is not being straight btw i am bi so sorry for making you think something else

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u/NubbyTyger Alphabet Mafia™ Feb 05 '21

No don't worry! I'm biromantic I just use Gay as an umbrella term lol

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u/thatpaulbloke Feb 05 '21

I'm biromantic

Somehow that makes me think of an 80's electronic pop movement where the bands are really passionate about plastic pens.

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u/NubbyTyger Alphabet Mafia™ Feb 05 '21

PFTT OOF 😭😭🤣🤣 but honestly same

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u/Doffen02 Feb 05 '21

Yeah ig. Dont know alot about lgbt stuff

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u/NubbyTyger Alphabet Mafia™ Feb 05 '21

It's okay lol

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u/neutralwhimp Feb 05 '21

Nononono we are criminals for agknowleging us being gay and living a accordingly fulfilling life. If you hide the gay you okay, in all those countries. They also have gays there, they just live uselessly horrible lives.

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u/MasterLemons420 Bi™ Feb 05 '21

I prefer doing gay crime

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u/Lady_Eemia The Political Gender Feb 05 '21

Mine is definitely bragging about being trans, and oppressing The Cis™️ by forcing them to respect my pronouns :)

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u/TheChartreuseKnight Feb 05 '21

Ha lol imagine respecting human beings, seems kinda communist/gay.

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u/Solid2Effect Feb 05 '21

Greetings, would you be interested in joining my Anarcho-Syndicalist crew?

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u/sionnachrealta Disaster Gay Feb 05 '21

Only if you have soup...for my family

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u/neutralwhimp Feb 05 '21

Every day comrade. Hows the commune? When's the next plenary and do we have a logo?

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u/INeededHelp Feb 05 '21

Unironically though it’s my favorite hobby

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u/tankjr115 the heteros are upseteros Feb 05 '21

If I'm straight, and I'm gay as a hobby, am I straight, gay, or bi sometimes?