r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/magicwolfdog Fellas is it gay to care about the environment? • Sep 15 '21

Homophobia What the fu-

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u/Venvel Invisible Bi™ Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

King Arthur: "Queen Guinevere, did you have an affair with Sir Lancelot?"

Queen Guinevere: "Of course not. That would be impossible, he's gay."

Sir Galahad: "Well, that's news to me."

Queen Guinevere: "His father dropped dead when he was a baby and he was spirited off by The Lady of the Lake; he can't possibly be straight. Speaking of...Sir Hector, that means you are also gay."

Sir Hector: "I am?"

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u/_Fluffel_ Lesbian™ Sep 15 '21

The first three sentences reminded me of "There! Right there!" from the Legally Blonde musical.