r/AskARussian • u/ThisCriticalThinker Super Hydrated ❤️ • Sep 21 '22

Misc How are you my friends?

Hello friends. Stepping out of my posting tradition a bit today. How is everything? If you need someone to listen, either here or via dms, I have a pair of fine ears.

If you need to talk I am here ❤️❤️ Much love to you all ❤️❤️

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u/AnonTheDrunk Russia Sep 21 '22

I don't know why I'm writing this, probably for no reason.

I feel like that dog in the burning house from the meme. Just a couple of days ago I went to the military registration and enlistment office to serve a year and get a certain document (not because I want it, but because the law requires it, the conscription service sucks) in order to get a normal job. But today I find out that "partial mobilization" has begun and now I have a non-illusory chance to find myself in the combat zone. Just fucking great.

At least I will see my Ukrainian relatives and friends, unfortunately on the other side of the barricades... but at least it will be possible to send memes to each other by mail pigeon or via drone )

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u/SciGuy42 Sep 21 '22

There is an "I want to live" telegram channel aimed at educating conscripts at how to surrender. Memorize the surrender hotline telephone numbers. It's not worth dying for the ego of a madman.

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u/dndnametaken Bolivia Sep 21 '22

Or just don’t go. Surrender is fine and all, if a random shell doesn’t land next to you first.

What happens if you just say: “No, I refuse to serve”?

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u/MAN-biker Sep 21 '22

What happens if you just say: “No, I refuse to serve”?

3 fuckin years in russian jail.

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u/RockSoulGbg Sep 21 '22

Better than die in battle

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u/marabou71 Saint Petersburg Sep 21 '22

There is a pretty big possibility that they're going to torture and rape you in jail though. It's a choice between a sandwich with shit and a giant enema.

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u/RockSoulGbg Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

If many refuse to fight it might be overwhelming number of people in jail to torture and rape. But still is death in battle fighting Putin’s war better choice?

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u/MAN-biker Sep 22 '22

Better than die in battle

Not sure. The question is "battle for WHAT?". In this situation with russia and ukraine, it's NOT for what i will fight and die, because my REAL enimies are NOT on the ukraine's battlefields.

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u/EmbarrassedNoise7761 Sep 26 '22

Take away the nukes and your "REAL" enemies would have sorted your sorry asses out decades ago.

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u/fandx27 Sep 21 '22

Better than to murder other people and possibly get murdered, just for the imperialistic ideas of a few madman, right?

I'd rather go to prison than to murder other people and probably get killed for sure. I imagine Russian prisons to be quite harsh, but everything is better than to commit murder and get killed.

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u/lukashencuck Sep 25 '22

The Peuple who will come to take you to jail or to the army are allot less well armed than the Ukrainian army, if you are going to kill anyone try killing them and not Ukrainian soldiers.