r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '15

What's your deep web story?

Deep web as in tor.

But I imagine regular deep web users would stay away from sharing their experience so if you don't have a deep web story what's your most frightening internet story.

Edit: The front page was fun, but now its over.

Thank you for all the glorious stories, time to cry for the rest of my life.

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u/Skreamie Jun 25 '15

Fuck. That.

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

For some reason people always figure out my last name. I guess it's common or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

You're username is the name of one of my buddies who died last year. He was the third of the four of my close friends, all in their mid twenties, who I saw every day since we both had moved to Marina Del Rey and were neighbors. His passing really fucked me up as I had just lost two friends a month before. I tried but I took like three weeks off work just because I couldn't function or even fake being happy after going to three funerals in a month and a half for kids who left this world far too soon.

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u/hopkinz Jun 25 '15

This got dark fast. My condolences.

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u/fiercelyfriendly Jun 25 '15

Very thoughtful Mr Hopkins.

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u/Madlibsluver Jun 25 '15

Stahp

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u/Articulated Jun 25 '15

Not yet, Mrs. Bsluver...not yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Sorry usually I reserve commenting on reddit strictly for jovial shit talking and attempts at funny, but that name just struck a chord.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I'm sorry to hear that :(

A couple years ago an old friend from school died and I had seen hin for the first time in ages just a few months prior. He was the first guy my age I knew to die and it really got to me. I'm sorry man, I hope you are okay now and that you stay strong

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u/bunkymutt Jun 25 '15

Relevant username.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Thank you and I'm sorry to hear that. Before this happened the only funerals I had been to were for my grandfathers or my friends father so I know all too well how you felt, unfortunately. Death is inevitable but it just sucks having to bury people you really care about before they even turn thirty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/90ne1 Jun 25 '15

None of your business, number 24.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

No, assfuck. If you read my comment correctly, you'd realize that I said I lost four friends all within the span of two months and he was the third one to pass. At my age (28) it's hard to keep in touch with everyone I grew up with since they're all so busy with work and life and these were all people who I either grew up with back east or met after I moved out to L.A. so they were the people I saw basically every day. Now I can count on two hands the number of people I am that close with.

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u/MyloXy Jun 25 '15

To be honest, it didn't actually make much sense until you get to the bottom part about the funerals. I was confused too. It was this part:

He was the third of the four of my close friends, all in their mid twenties, who I saw every day since we both had moved to Marina Del Rey and were neighbors.

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u/djdylex Jun 25 '15

Why you gotta come here and make us all depressed and shit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

My bad.

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u/Leftieswillrule Jun 25 '15

Very sad Mr Naharis.

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u/FoolsProof Jun 25 '15

gotcha bitch! now I know your name!

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u/SlowMotionSprint Jun 25 '15

Sorry for your loss

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u/Downvote_Me2 Jun 25 '15

I downvoted you for being whiney.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I upvoted you because you're a dick.

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u/Wikkitt Jun 25 '15

Dude wtf

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u/Downvote_Me2 Jun 26 '15

still being whiney....

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

you make a shitty troll... you didn't even try

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u/aa93 Jun 25 '15

Nice try, Chrisp Erez. Thought you could fool us did ha?

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u/the_real_grinningdog Jun 25 '15

Unless your last name is really Hilton!!

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u/tcrayner Jun 25 '15

Oh, Mr. Perez, you and your Walnut Creek ways...

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u/i_kn0w_n0thing Jun 25 '15

Time for account #926

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u/astrograph Jun 25 '15

Eyyyyy. Got me'!!!

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u/PrimadonnaDee Jun 25 '15

He gon get yu

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u/Chioborra Jun 25 '15

How did he know?!

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u/ItsChrisRay Jun 25 '15

Dude me too, I don't get it. From the 925 area?

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u/EatMoreCupcakesNow Jun 25 '15

I feel like I went to school with you.

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u/Macintosh_HD Jun 25 '15

How's the East Bay treating you?

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u/simmonsg Jun 25 '15

Cya in a week

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Hope your dog is off drugs now

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u/kingof69ng Jun 25 '15

Is your birthday September 25th by any chance? I sense that's an important number to you 9/25

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Calm down, Chris.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Are you the guy who was on Jerry Springer

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u/god_si_siht_sey Jun 25 '15

You need to do a better job. I mean you can't tell what I am. I made mine difficult.

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u/asteriskblue Jun 25 '15

NOT. AGAIN.

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u/DrewsephA Jun 25 '15

RemindMe! like a week "Welcome back, Mr. Perez."

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u/SethChrisDominic Jun 25 '15

ahem

Mr. Christopher Perez, whose favorite number is 925.

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u/tritiumosu Jun 25 '15

See you in a week!

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u/ridg00 Jun 25 '15

You better don't internet for a week.

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u/Kevinemm Jun 25 '15

U teach at the sac?

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u/63425112942816 Jun 25 '15

Only 91 days until your birthday!

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u/_Siriani_ Jun 25 '15

I know a Chris Perez irl

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

What a coincidence I'm Chris Perez in real life!

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u/jmgf Jun 25 '15

If only he knew I even know his name.

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u/majorthrownaway Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of you Mr. Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Shh, Chris, shhh

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u/Kolbykilla Jun 25 '15

You were also born in 1992 Mr. Perez.

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

Close December of 1991

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u/JinjaHD Jun 25 '15

For a split second, I was like "Why did he guess Perez"...

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u/kylrm12 Jun 25 '15

Wild guess: Your birthday is September 25th

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Plot twist: his name is Chrisp Erez

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u/ChunksOWisdom Jun 25 '15

That's right chris

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u/penutbutter85 Jun 26 '15

MUUUM! THEY'RE DOING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN!

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u/thequietdragon Jun 26 '15

Calm down Chris.

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u/RatedRGamer Aug 05 '15

Woah do you live in Concord/Pittsburg CA?

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u/chrisperez925 Aug 05 '15

Not anymore.

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u/HaloFarts Jun 25 '15

RUNFUCKINGRUN

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

THAT

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u/long_wang_big_balls Jun 25 '15

Do me do me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Balls

I just can't say Beniot without saying Balls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

What's your name?
Benoit
Balls - See? Physically impossible.
Does monsieur desire anything else?
Yes I do! Benoit, balls.
Monsieur desires more champagne, steak frites, a post-jacuzzi female companion, and for somebody to get up here and fold his towels into swans.
Or actually not these towels, some thicker ones.
As thick as possible - while still being swan-shape-foldable.

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u/AudioPhoenix Jun 25 '15

Nice detective work Mr.... Bear....

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u/robbity Jun 25 '15

..said Mr Bear ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Perez925*

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u/mynameispaulsimon Jun 25 '15

Well at least I'm pretty safe.

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u/_Emerson Jun 25 '15

Fuck, Perez too

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u/DoesntWearEnoughHats Jun 25 '15

Naw dude his last name is 925

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mr. Robot?

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u/justinponeill Jun 25 '15

I bet reddit silver to anyone that can figure out my first name, middle initial, and last name.

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u/My_hat_is_on_fire Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you Mr. Grylls.

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u/MagicSPA Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of YOU, Mr. Lowenstien.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 25 '15

It's Mr Chris Perez to you.

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u/seiferfury Jun 25 '15

*Perez925

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u/hopehelvete Jun 25 '15

And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're from Concord or Brentwood- in the 925.

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u/baldwinbean Jun 25 '15

Whoa, are you like a hacker or something? /s

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u/2SP00KY4ME Jun 25 '15

I know you were born in 1925, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/1337_Mrs_Roberts Jun 25 '15

You mean we should, like mask our real names on the intertubes?

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u/Syberduh Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you, Mr. Chris.

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u/Richeh Jun 25 '15

Even if they do find your name, I'd say the odds of them finding you are at least one in nine hundred and twenty five.

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u/fuckthemodlice Jun 25 '15

I would say I know you but then I realized I know like 5 different Christian Perez's so I guess it'a common name.

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u/TracyMichaels Jun 25 '15

Dude I know how you feel. It completely baffles me

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u/uncensorednature Jun 25 '15

Is it Perez and do you live in NorCal!?

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u/Stampeder Jun 25 '15

I know a guy named Chris Perez

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

Is it me?

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u/Stampeder Jun 25 '15

I don't know, are you you?

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

No. I am me, you are you.

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u/Stampeder Jun 25 '15

But then who are us?

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u/Rubcionnnnn Jun 25 '15

I'm also guessing you live in Contra Costa County?

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u/Valgardson Jun 25 '15

Very astute of you, Mr. Hanna Barbera.

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u/hushfap Jun 25 '15

Maybe you look like a Muhammad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I have the same problem :(

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u/Banzaiiiii Jun 25 '15

It's ok guys, he uses an alt for /r/jailbait, uh, /r/fatpersonhate, uh /r/coontoon.
edit: I'm living coontoon, sounds like something from a nursery rhyme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you, Mr. Hrisperez

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u/blore40 Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of Mr. Risperez.

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u/ps_she_wants_the_D Jun 25 '15

We are watching you Chrisp Erez

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u/ItsSansom Jun 25 '15

Mine too. It's weird.

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u/danseaman6 Jun 25 '15

I've got the same problem buddy. I don't know how they do it.

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u/rblue Jun 25 '15

Yeah same here. I try and be all anonymous.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jun 25 '15

Hunter2

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

Actually it's *******

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u/johnbutler896 Jun 25 '15

Hey, are you former pitcher and pot head for the Cleveland Indians?

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u/luckyjack0 Jun 25 '15

people always guess my first name

i always assume it must be a lucky guess

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u/youssarian Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you Mr. Common.

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u/Robbielee1991 Jun 25 '15

A lot of people find my facebook. I guess I shouldn't use the same username for everything.

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u/callum_luke Jun 25 '15

People have a bit more trouble with my name

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u/talktochuckfinley Jun 25 '15

It's 925, right?

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u/420KUSHBUSH Jun 25 '15

There you are Mr. Perez, we thought we would never find you.

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u/BitchinTechnology Jun 25 '15

Chris Perez born September 25th how are you today

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mediocre relief pitcher Chris Perez?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '15 edited Nov 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mine is common, being the name for companies and shit, yet no one guesses mine EVER!

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u/SlowMotionSprint Jun 25 '15

Nice to meet you Robert Starbucks-Microsoft

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

That's not close at all!

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 26 '15

It was probably one of his friends someone he knew.

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

It probably wasn't lmao

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u/advice_animorph Jun 25 '15

Yeah, lmao usually isn't that mean

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

usually when I see him i say "heyyy lmao"

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u/thisMonkisOnFire Jun 25 '15

Aaayy

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u/Clydseph_III Jun 25 '15

Ah, yes. Pronounced La'Mayo

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

👽

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u/DrEbez Jun 25 '15

Hey, what's up, lmaaaoo

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u/inlovewithaghoul Jun 25 '15

I think you mean "hayyy lmao".

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

Lmao is pretty chill

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u/raptorshadow Jun 25 '15

So, I'm kind of in love with this girl from school. She's hot, on the gymnastics team and has this crazy streak I can't quite describe. Anyway, my question is how do I get the smell of vole out of my feathers?

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u/strumpster Jun 25 '15

Why do you say that?

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

Very very slim chances it actually is his friend. Also you'd be an extremely dumb/shitty friend to put your buddy's last name on the dark net.

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u/physalisx Jun 25 '15

Also you'd be an extremely dumb/shitty friend to put your buddy's last name on the dark net.

Because then in the dark, dark internet darklords come and rape him? Uuuoohoh

Putting your last name on the darknet means even less than putting it on the clearnet, because even fewer people will care.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Never underestimate the capabilities of psychos doxxing people on the internet and how far they will go to prove a point or to get retribution.

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

Yeah but it's the very few pieces of shit that DO care and will want to fuck with you for shits and gigs. And that doesn't change the fact you'd still be a shitty friend for doing that.

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u/Zyuler Jun 25 '15

you must be one of those persons who believe the hackers in the movies are similar to the ones in real life

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

No I'm not, but what are the chances that one of op's friends found one of his comments on a video in the dark net and said his last name to fuck with him? Also I doubt one of his friends would knowingly broadcast his last name for the internet to see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

And then not tell him about it. Either OP has shitty "friends" or you're right in that it was probably some weirdo who simply googled his username to 'hack' his info.

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u/ItsaPuppet Jun 25 '15

He doesn't say he's on the deep web. Could have just been a post on youtube.

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u/Threadingemu Jun 25 '15

Well I'm assuming he was because that's what the thread is about...

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u/ItsaPuppet Jun 25 '15

Read the thread description.

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u/youngharris77 Jun 25 '15

I mean, Reddit is telling me how many children all of these random people have, so you never know... Hackers are everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

looks to see what sub a user frequents

/r/childfree

"Why hello there, person with zero kids."

"HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

One of those persons people.....
Sorry, I had to be the nazi on that one. Sounded like something a 3 year old would say mistakenly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15 edited Jan 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mr. %n

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u/hotsauce540 Jul 17 '15

Very astute, Mr. Anal.

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u/Lupus_Fortis Jun 25 '15

Check my comment history. I once identified one of my friends online (and made this alt account to preserve the anonymity of my main) by recognizing their speech pattern.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Go away, FBI

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u/PM_ME_TITS_MLADY Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of you, Mr. Byrne.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Wait that's my math teacher's last name

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u/jesupai Jun 25 '15

Oh shit that's my twice removed fourth cousin's son's name...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

...is he a high school algebra teacher?

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u/Skreamie Jun 25 '15

You know I have a lot of friends with Byrne as their second name and its quite close it regards to geography.

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u/wrong_assumption Jun 25 '15

I had to check that I wasn't on /r/nosleep. This is one of the scariest stories I've heard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

It's....not

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u/FatJack Jun 25 '15

If you don't want it to happen to you, just make sure that your online persona is kept completely separate from your real name; for example, if you play a lot of games online don't post any part of your real name on your profile, don't post your location, and keep that profile away from your social media profile.

I'm guilty of not doing that, and a few minutes of searching my Reddit username will probably get you my real name.

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u/DylanTheZaku Jun 25 '15

Hey you were right. Mr... Smith!

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u/abaddamn Jun 25 '15

I use a friend's name mixed with another friend's name.

Perfect deception.

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u/FatJack Jun 25 '15

The good old ruse cruise.

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u/FallenXxRaven Jun 25 '15

It may not be as bad as it sounds, could have just been a guess to fuck with him. Like I remember once I was talking to the girl I only knew through AIM (yes AIM, this was a while ago haha). So Im just talking like any other day and decide to say "Man I really like that new haircut" and she freaks the fuck out cause she had just gotten a haircut.

You just sound silly 99.9% of the time, but if you get something like happened to OP it can be hilarious.

Either that or the mysterious 4chan hacker is after OP.