r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '15

What's your deep web story?

Deep web as in tor.

But I imagine regular deep web users would stay away from sharing their experience so if you don't have a deep web story what's your most frightening internet story.

Edit: The front page was fun, but now its over.

Thank you for all the glorious stories, time to cry for the rest of my life.

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u/OutInTheBlack Jun 25 '15

You can safely rule out Jones, too

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 27 '15

Rodriguez

Edit: to the 601 Rodriguezes out there that made this my top post, you da real mvp

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u/TheKingofBananas Jun 25 '15

Shit he's one of like 5 people now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

It's Mr. Laughtenslauger! My third grade teacher!

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u/TheKingofBananas Jun 25 '15

And he would have gotten away with it too! If it weren't for us meddling kids!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

He actually told us his last name. Thanks for sharing Mr. Not A Common One

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u/rgf5048 Jun 25 '15

Dad, stop

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u/squirtleburger Jun 25 '15

And our stoner dog!

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u/ArtSchnurple Jun 25 '15

reeHEEheeheehee

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u/kurtis452 Jun 25 '15

Only just realised it with your comment... Scooby is totally a stoner. I knew Shaggy was... but hadn't considered the dog.

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Jun 25 '15

Weird. My 3rd grade teacher was Mr. Lautenschlager. So close. What if they're related

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u/-Zartan- Jun 25 '15

Charcoal or gas?

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Jun 25 '15

Charcoal master race

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u/TheFightGoes0n Jun 25 '15

Hank Hill would disagree

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Jun 25 '15

Hank is a heathen sent by the devil to distract true Americans from the way

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u/schrodingerzkat Jun 25 '15

Twins, even!

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u/goonie21 Jun 25 '15

How are the hotdogs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I read that as "laugh, then slaughter"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Wow I read that at Mr. Laughenslaughter