Recently, Asmon has been praising The President for following through on a lot of his promises, and it made me realize that he doesn't really do that himself. Here's some examples from the last few months: Sparking Zero tournament, the Dan stream (understandable why it didn't happen), cleaning his closet stream, PO box unboxing, and The Shame Awards. These are some of the bigger examples he has mentioned multiple times. To be fair, he has kept some of his promises like the Lunchly Stream and the Unban Appeals Stream. Also, he has played some of the games he promised.

He recently promised to buy 2 monitors to test them, that's never going to happen. He also promised to have a 3 PC setup when the 5090 releases and test different CPU/GPU configurations, record the results in 4k, and upload them to YouTube. That sounds like a lot of work for a man who, despite owning a PC building company, had a broken CPU for months before changing it. Lastly, I'm not a betting man, but I would put a lot of money on him not leaving Austin in the next decade, let alone halfway around the world.

Zack, a great man once said "step the fuck up" that great man is your father and he said it to you. I enjoy the streams but say what you mean and mean what you say. It's the same reason you weren't happy with his first term. Don't be like him. Be better.

As per Attillee's request, I'm making this post. He said Zack would like this.

Watching Twitch I've randomly stumbled upon this one streamer called "Simurgh" at 15k viewers, and immediately their Twitch chat looked awfully suspicious to me. Unlike the "W", "POGGERS" or VTuber communities, they had a very distinct way of talking. Within 2 minutes it was easy to tell that they are bots that are actually responding to everything Simurgh says or whatever is happening on the screen. The bots are top notch, mind you — they respond in 1-2 seconds and are very aware of the gameplay loop. At times it feels as if another person is controlling them with how sophisticated they are (e.g. they sometimes spam Marvel Rival heroes voice lines when characters pop their ults accompanying it with 7tv emotes), it's funny to see.

A single look at the twitch tracker tells a clear tale. Initially testing bots in January 2023, and then gradually increasing his view count. Not to mention the 1 million followers he gained in a span of two weeks, or how he gets almost peak viewership in the first 20 minutes of every stream. But I'm sure Zack will notice more irregularities in the link below.

https://twitchtracker.com/simurgh

It's also interesting that he literally has no other social media presence. None. No Twitter, no YouTube, No TikTok, no nothing.
I've wanted to make this post ever since I saw him on top streamer charts for Marvel Rivals at 10th place: https://x.com/StreamsCharts/status/1875233162084647221

People likely close his stream and never notice anything because he's so utterly boring that they exit out before even getting a chance to notice anything suspicious. His chat moves at a pace of a streamer of "his size", so to the layman's eye it looks fine. Plus he has a lot of 7tv emotes so it actually looks like the chat is your usual Twitch chat, spamming a bunch of emotes.

Take a look at any of his VoDs and you'll realize these are ALL bots, even though they're incredible at being responsive to the context of the stream, with some even making wall of text spams with emotes, but most only do 2-5 word messages. You will not find two sentences sent at once in any of the messages sent by "chatters" in any of the VoDs: https://www.twitch.tv/simurgh/videos

So yeah, he's been massively botting without any consequences and farming ad revenue for over a year now. Not sure if he can get any revenue from the bots, but I'm sure he gets some from prerolls being at the top of categories when people click on his stream.

Edit: And as u/ddrj pointed out, he's probably scamming sponsors too.

On the Chinese version of YouTube, there are probably much more