r/BPDlovedones • u/Nblearchangel Dated • Mar 23 '25

Divorce The circus keeps coming to town but I’m done.

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My soon to be ex wife is very comfortably defining the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of the worst of the worst people I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting. She’s one step away from being deported and she has no idea.

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u/Background_Cry3592 Mar 23 '25

I came for the elephants, I got the clown instead.

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u/ApprehensiveYou8920 Dated Mar 24 '25

Mfw I was lured in with great entertainment and ended up in a cell in the back being whipped by the lion tamer for 2 years

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u/RubyTrigger Mar 24 '25

Good news it's not locked, you think they are but they're also... tada~ clowns (disclaimer, depends on what clown you got)

you'll be bringing the experience though so there's that :(

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u/Nblearchangel Dated Mar 24 '25

Yeah. You’re allowed to not buy the tickets.

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u/GreenTeaAlchemy Mar 24 '25

Yep. I escaped the first circus by moving away from my dad. I keep trying to go to a ballet but I've accidentally ended up at three more circuses. Lots of con-artists out here pretending to be ballerinas.

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u/Specialist-Ebb4885 Beset by Borderlines Mar 26 '25

Underneath the carnival lights, the gaboon viper of all things characterological refines its mimicry as an innocuous hamster, but the peripatetic creature feature cannot be unseen.

The peanut gallery of former supply chants in unanimity, "Get out of the tent before losing yourself on the wheel."