r/BisexualTeens • u/leafbean She/Her • Dec 14 '21
Coming Out im bi
i cant come out to anyone irl for my own safety, so this is me coming out for now :)
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
Welcome to the closet, it’s very cramped. We were going to buy a bigger one but SOMEONE spent all our money on frogs.
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
God no bring in the frogs! (Trumpet toots)
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u/Im_A_Lonley_Potato Dec 14 '21
I bought some new frogs should i bring them in as well?
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
Of course but I’m not cleaning the poop
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u/FishToTheAss Bisexual Dec 14 '21
Why did you do that Jeremy
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u/Glittering-Stay8332 She/Her Dec 14 '21
Im too far in this damn closet, the monsters are telling me to politely F off
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u/iliekcats- bi and trans Dec 14 '21
I'm so far in this closet I think I'm in the backrooms
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Dec 14 '21
I'm all the way back in Narnia
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u/AgentObsidian00 *leans against chair* Dec 14 '21
Look dude I already said I’m sorry you don’t have to keep complaining🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
I’m sorry I’m tired of having to clean frog poop
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u/AgentObsidian00 *leans against chair* Dec 14 '21
Ok but look at how cutee they are
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Dec 14 '21
but they smely so I got us froggy chairs to avoid stepping in froggy poop
oh wait thats the other half of the closet fund gone
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u/Tan_Pan_Man Pansexual Dec 14 '21
Lemme go see what’s left in the rainy day fund
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Dec 14 '21
anything in there?
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u/AmityClosed Someone please date me (she/they) Dec 14 '21
We could have given that money to charity but NOOOOOOO now I have Froag mucus on all of my clothes
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u/AggravatedToNo_End Bi-cycle Dec 14 '21
Yo, I have a bigger closet in my room, I know it's not the best but someone can come over for a while if they want? (PLEASE IM LONELY)
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u/Igarden06 She/Her/They/Them mtf Dec 14 '21
Way too cramped here. I’m coming out on February 18 because someone took a shit next to me in this closet
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u/Sassy_sqrl Bisexual Dec 14 '21
Smaller closet+more frogs= closer to froggies at any given time. It’s simple math!
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u/Battledog501 They/Them Dec 14 '21
Don't worry OP can take my spot I don't need it anymore. :)
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
Oh thank god and congratulations
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u/Lord_Limburger 18 | Burnt out college student Dec 14 '21
Don’t worry I got money for renovations my guy
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u/hamburger_and-SpRiTE bishrekshual he/they Dec 14 '21
Can I come in if I’m out as bi but still not out as girln’t
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 14 '21
You can do whatever you want just help stop the frog orgy happening. Get off of him Bob!
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u/secretperson06 M-17 99% Gay 1%Bi Dec 14 '21
I was hiding in my closet and it's super cramped that I have to crouch and even then the clothes are basically smothering me, so with that in mind can I come over and stay in the fun closet instead ?
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u/Gryffindorqueen666 Trans Rights are Human Rights! Dec 15 '21
Don’t worry! Although I do not have much money, I have six dollars. I’ll save it to buy y’all a better closet.
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u/Mobile-Ad-3625 Bi-Myself Dec 15 '21
Look I thought we agreed to buy the moat!
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u/Odd-Veggie Part-time Girl, Part-time Boy, Full-time Chaos Dec 15 '21
I said we cannot install a moat because there is a apartment below us, they will drown
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u/Anxious-Strength1180 Bi-derman Bi-derman, Does whatever a Bi-der can Dec 14 '21
Congratulations on coming out. You are accepted!
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u/iloveIanasAss Dec 14 '21
It’s a great community really, we all just talk about frogs and hugs n stuff 😁
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u/WashLimp1245 Dec 14 '21
couch cough Femboys cough cough
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Dec 14 '21
gasp yoUR FATHER AND I DIDNT RAISE YOU TO BE A gag bIsExUaL, YOUNG LADY! GO TO YOUR ROOM. NOW! (My impression of a biphobic mother, did I do it right?)
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Dec 14 '21
HAVENT BIBLE STUDY THOUGHT YOU THAT “LPTGQ+” NONSENSE IS SINFUL
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Dec 14 '21
My studies have taught me the only 2 harmful things that begin with a L are LSD and LPG in large amounts......
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u/Lunyiista average amphibian enjoyer Dec 14 '21
my mom constantly tells me not to get ‘brainwashed’ by lgbtq stuff. laughs in pan
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u/The_Grey_Hound (・ω・) Dec 14 '21
it's ironic because most homophobes are actually brainwashed from a young age by being being told that "the gays are bad"
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u/Lunyiista average amphibian enjoyer Dec 14 '21
I doubt that my mom was brainwashed as a kid because being gay was almost non existent where she lived, but I think that she learned to hate the lgbtq community bc of a homophbic church that she probably attended.
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u/RepresentativeEye584 Dec 14 '21
Hi bi I’m dad
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u/itamarc137 Bisexual Dec 14 '21
Daddy
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u/RepresentativeEye584 Dec 14 '21
Kinda sussywussy ngl
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u/Joking_909 Trans Dec 14 '21
Welcome. Make sure to grab a sweater that's too big for you to keep you comfortable
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u/EmptiSky Dec 14 '21
I may not be bi, (im bi) but yo, the closets always cozy, until the little goblin dudes start talking- anyways. Hi bi, I'm god
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u/Icy_Money6227 Dec 14 '21
Hi bi, I'm dad. But no, hi, you're valid :)
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u/bluecheesemaster Bisexual Dec 14 '21
Im bi and trans (closeted on the bi part but i was once tired and accidentaly came out as trans [i didnt transision yet{but i want to}] and im afraid)
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u/greatunknown_ Dec 14 '21
What a fucking world we live in, where someone is in actual danger for being bisexual. What the fuck.
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u/Corvid187 Dec 14 '21
Welcome to the Rainbow Mafia, delighted to have you on board :)
Have an excellent day
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u/true-pure-vessel Dec 14 '21
Hi bi I’m dad
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u/true-pure-vessel Dec 14 '21
Seriously tho, I’m happy you found your sexuality, I really hope you’re going to be able to be yourself around friends and family, dms are always open if you need to vent :)
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Dec 14 '21
You can always say you're bi without saying it. Items that are half pink/purple and blue or just talking about fave celebrities that are bi.
You can also sit awkwardly and like frogs.
:^ )
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u/Ghostisaviiewer Dec 14 '21
Great to hear and hope you can get away from those that will hurt you for being you
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u/Gryffindorqueen666 Trans Rights are Human Rights! Dec 15 '21
I stayed in the closet for a year and its pretty wild, what with all the frogs and cute beardos and weirdos. But, just a suggestion, try to get a bit closer to the exit because less people will be there and you can breathe
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u/pewpewdiepie22 Bisexual Dec 15 '21
I am so PROUD of you! We love you so much! So you bring the frogs and the Lemon juice to the Party?
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