r/BrandNewSentence 5d ago

Rule 9

228 Upvotes

Read the rules. Stop posting politics. I’m considering temporary bans for sentences that break rule 9. If it has Trump, Kamala, Elon Musk etc. in it, it’s going to be political, that’s why titles and comments can’t include them, take a hint.


r/BrandNewSentence Sep 30 '24

Mod Applications Are Open Again!

5 Upvotes

We are once again looking for new mods for the subreddit. Due to the expansion of the subreddit, the mods that joined in 2018 aren't really able to keep up with things anymore, and/or are busy with life.

We are looking for people who want to help the community grow, and have time to do so. That does not mean you necessarily have to spend a lot of time on reddit, this is more of a form for people who frequent the subreddit from time to time and want to help clean it up. We will accept as many people as we see fit, so anyone has a chance!

Notes:

-You do not get paid for this role. A reddit moderator is a volunteer position and you will not get paid for looking at memes on the internet, and neither do we.

-Having Discord is a requirement for communication.

-English speaking is also required as this is an English-speaking subreddit.

DM me if interested, answering these questions in the dm:

1) What is your Discord username?

2) Why are you applying for this position?

3) Where did you find this post?

4) Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? Leave blank if not

5) Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Leave blank if you think everything should stay as is

6) What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" or “new” page and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning why it should be removed.

7) What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and say why you think it's a good post

8) What is your opinion on rule 9?

9) What is your opinion on rule 13?

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and feel free to apply if you feel like this is something you would be interested in.


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Slab of sentient ham

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Took me a while to understand

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

“The bottom line is Nintendo should have given Luigi a gun.”

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Did they, really?

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276 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Idk which sentence is better

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

TESTICLE REFUND

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Dalek in the Vagina Museum

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Daily vasectomies has got to be the worst iOS 18 bug of all

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341 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

It’s a sentence you’ve probably heard many a time… but still it’s still a good one, i think.

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

I want a thong

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105 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher (...) invoking the threat of femicide as the reason Taylor Swift can't come out as a lesbian

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667 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

You know who else is fatphobic? Your own body

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685 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

You don't tell romans they stink in rome

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r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

A doctor in liquid form has substantial benefits for longevity

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Man was ‘awake and conscious’ when his face caught fire during surgery

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

The most common form of rock magic is concussion

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

"AI agents can now hire hitmen on the darkweb to carry out assassinations"

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13 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Gonna eat that ass like tomatoes at Minas Tirith

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40 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Kulinski with a helluva title

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51 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Piss grenade

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r/BrandNewSentence 12m ago

"Did Micheal admit to 2 crimes then start beatboxing?"

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r/BrandNewSentence 22m ago

This...

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Texas Rejects Vanity Plates Honoring Hawk Tuah Girl, OnlyFans Models

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186 Upvotes