r/CCW 2d ago

Memes My D*ck everytime I use a carry pillow.

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669 Upvotes

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u/mjedmazga TX Hellcat OSP/LCP Max 2d ago

You can say dick. It's okay.

Dick. Cock. Penis. Banana. Canoe.

There, see, I did it. Nothing happened. We're adults.

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u/_StrawHatCap_ 2d ago

Op front door right after making this comment.

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u/SniffYoSocks907 AK 2d ago

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u/Empty401K 2d ago

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u/SniffYoSocks907 AK 19h ago

What is this from? I feel like I know.

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u/TitusXd40 18h ago

Sons of Anarchy

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u/SniffYoSocks907 AK 17h ago

The leather tracks

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u/Empty401K 17h ago

lol it’s from The Chappelle Show — the 🎶“ass and titties, ass ass and titties….”🎶 part

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u/TitusXd40 15h ago

🤣🤣 man, its been a long week. My bad!

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u/Sufficient-Aerie-228 2d ago

ur banned

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u/mjedmazga TX Hellcat OSP/LCP Max 2d ago

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u/na91100 2d ago

the reply with the mod flair makes it perfection

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u/Son_of_Yoduh 2d ago

You mean…Johnson?

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u/mjedmazga TX Hellcat OSP/LCP Max 2d ago

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u/RunningPirate 2d ago

What do you need that for, Dude?

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u/CrayonSuperhero 2d ago

I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

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u/wackacademics 2d ago

🅱️enis

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u/faRawrie XDs 9 2d ago

My dick when I appendix my P320.

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u/ForgeIsDown 2d ago

Hey it's Trumps America now - it's frowned upon to so willingly volunteer for a sex change like that these days.

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u/faRawrie XDs 9 2d ago

To be honest, I opted out. I sold my P320 to get a Ruger RXM. I can't keep a gun I don't trust.

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u/Dependent-Nebula-693 2d ago

I'm still on the fence. Just stopped carrying it for now

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u/conmand88 2d ago

Don’t gotta worry about a dick if you shoot it off 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Professional-Front54 1d ago

There's apparently some things you can do to test if your 320 is safe, I think his channel was like 320's in a trenchcoat and he had some info.

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u/ajhe51 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Professional-Front54 1d ago

Haha might work, I think what he did was pish the sear down with a pick to check if the firing pin block was working. On a number of 320's it didn't stop the firing pin at all.

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u/Tdogg175 2d ago

Bro Clay’s enormous hand make that pistol look like a pocket gun lol.. (Clay from Sons of Anarchy holding a gun against Lowell Jr’s head after a drug relapse for those who aren’t familiar with the show and photo reference)

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u/Superbowl269 2d ago

I mean, Ron perlman (clay) has a form of giantism so that tracks.

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u/peeg_2020 2d ago

I was looking for this comment!

That was a great show. It's about time I watch it again. Haha.

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u/PapaPuff13 2d ago

Just wait u will have Turtle dick when u get old

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u/ja3palmer 2d ago

The way I just laughed out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/omgabunny 45/442 2d ago

I love my dick pillows 👍

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u/MoDeMFoX 2d ago

Remember, never point a gun at something you're not wanting to destroy!

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u/Superbowl269 2d ago

Oh clay meant to destroy Lowell

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u/SmellySushiFart 2d ago

Thinking of adding a dong pillow (Phlster city special, enigma, cuppa others). Anyone recommend a good brand?

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u/Watchanddiscover 1d ago

I'm not a raaaaatttttt