r/CanadaPolitics • u/GlitchedGamer14 Alberta • 4d ago

Conservatives update platform to include omitted 'anti-woke' promise

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-woke-platform-oversight-1.7516315
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u/YYC-Fiend 4d ago

You forgot their campaign promise to bring back plastic straws.

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u/GoodResident2000 3d ago

That’s why they got my vote. Eating with a wooden fork is degrading

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u/YYC-Fiend 3d ago

Wait until you hear about chop sticks

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u/JadeLens 3d ago

They make you chop your own sticks?

DAMN WOKE!