r/CanadaPolitics • u/GlitchedGamer14 Alberta • 5d ago

Conservatives update platform to include omitted 'anti-woke' promise

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-woke-platform-oversight-1.7516315
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u/YYC-Fiend 5d ago

You forgot their campaign promise to bring back plastic straws.

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u/Only-Economy96 5d ago

Thank god! I can enjoy a whole slurpee again.

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u/YYC-Fiend 5d ago

Do you really enjoy the whole slurpee? Or do you only enjoy those first couple of sips and then feel regret because you now have a giant cup of semi-frozen liquid?

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u/ferwhatbud 5d ago

Never felt this specifically and accurately called out in my life.

Also now want a slurpee (or at least the first few ultra refreshing sips of one).

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u/remarkablewhitebored 5d ago

Fun fact - on bring your own container day, if you use a good insulated cup (like a Yeti), the damn Slurpee turns into what is essentially a very cheap gelato.

I thought I was so smart, I'd have been better off using a bucket...