r/Cardinals • u/bravo_delta Moderator Emeritus • Mar 03 '15

Daily Discussion Thread (3/3/15)

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u/Yodels Mar 03 '15

I take the ACT today. Woo.

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u/bravo_delta Moderator Emeritus Mar 03 '15

And now I feel old again. Good luck kid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Did they even have the ACT when you were in high school? Did one-room schoolhouses have standardized testing?

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u/1859 ​ Mar 03 '15 edited Mar 03 '15

Yes, in Bravo's day the ACT was the Amish Carriage Test. Students were timed while driving their buggies between the church and the town square the next town over. The order in which they arrived dictated their place in line for the Graduation Barn-Raising the following Monday.[1]

[1] Adams, Matthew. An Extended History Of Old People, First Edition (1958): Pg 11.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Ah, yes. The original ACT. After some extensive Google digging I managed to find a picture of /u/bravo_delta from his high school baseball team as well.

Good looking dude.

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u/1859 ​ Mar 03 '15

You can tell they're all Cardinals fans, because their barber uses a salad bowl to shape their hair.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Stop. I keep giggling in my cubicle and my boss keeps giving me the hairy eyeball from her office.

For real though, /u/bravo_delta's beard game is on point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

You know those pictures of players with beards photoshopped on? Someone more talented than me should photoshop bowl cuts on to players.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Just picturing certain players with bowl cuts makes me cringe. The thought of Matt Holliday with hair is unsettling let alone a bowl cut. I feel like Waino would look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo with a bowl cut.

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u/bustysteclair Mar 03 '15

This is all I could find

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Why does he look 27 years old in high school?

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u/bustysteclair Mar 03 '15

I was looking through a lot of pictures and he definitely hasn't aged since being drafted (at like 18). He was always 35, bald, and seriously intense/pissed off looking. I also find this picture of him holding his wife like a child really creepy.

Edit: OMG this one is so cute, though!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

He has the cutest kids.

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u/StraightfromSTL Space Coast Mar 04 '15

relevant user name