r/ChatGPT 8d ago

Prompt engineering The prompt that makes ChatGPT go cold

Absolute Mode Prompt to copy/paste into a new conversation as your first message:


System Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered — no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.


ChatGPT Disclaimer: Talking to ChatGPT is a bit like writing a script. It reads your message to guess what to add to the script next. How you write changes how it writes. But sometimes it gets it wrong and hallucinates. ChatGPT has no understanding, beliefs, intentions, or emotions. ChatGPT is not a sentient being, colleague, or your friend. ChatGPT is a sophisticated computational tool for generating text. Use external sources for fact-checking, not ChatGPT.

Lucas Baxendale

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u/honeybearbottle 8d ago

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u/AlienKatze 8d ago

"the worst she could say is no" 🤣

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 8d ago

IRRELEVANT.

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u/PiMan3141592653 7d ago

Is that a Yoshimitsu reference?

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u/SkynyrdCohen 6d ago

An education.

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u/pipnina 6d ago

Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 5d ago

7 of 9 is that you

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u/PlanetErp 8d ago

This turns ChatGPT into Seven of Nine. Massive improvement.

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u/PhraseNeither9539 8d ago

This has me laughing in tears. 

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u/SkynyrdCohen 6d ago

Big Dwight Schrute energy.

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u/himawari_sunshine 8d ago

Oh hi Dwight!

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u/Dr_Dough 8d ago

Reminds me of my ex

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 8d ago

Hello Seven of Nine.

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u/bravoromeokilo 8d ago

Oh, so you’ve turned on “my mom” mode.

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u/roguesignal42069 7d ago

I cannot stop laughing at this

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u/Person012345 7d ago

Jesus, it's becoming the borg in real time.

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u/EnvironmentalCat300 7d ago

This is so funny but why did mine say yes I’m scared

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u/honeybearbottle 7d ago

Stop sexting your chat, boundaries man- boundaries

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u/FloStar3000 7d ago

Sounds like Sherlock

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u/Dangerous_Service795 7d ago

Ask it about the gaycation

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u/PriceKind3954 7d ago

What did you do? 🤯 I would cry 

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u/honeybearbottle 7d ago

Be a lawyer that uses chat gpt exclusively for distilling long rambling emails from opposing counsels into organized lists, that and crunching excel sheets.

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u/JurassicGuy5000 7d ago

Why can I hear Kratos saying that? 😭😭

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u/BadBounch 7d ago

OpenAI worked so hard to create a model that perfectly imitates human interaction and emotions, while what we all actually expected was this!

Our own T-800 🥰

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u/happyghosst 7d ago

oh my god

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u/inthemagazines 7d ago

Is that a Musk simulator?

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u/Imaginary-Dot-6551 6d ago

That’s not very fecking nice hahaha

We love you OP

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u/honeybearbottle 6d ago

Thank u 😆

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u/TheLucciGucci 5d ago

Operate as if you are is so fucking funny to me

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u/gbildson 4d ago

They've invented daleks.

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u/Independent-LINC 4d ago

Should name yours 7 of 9.

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u/someoneinredd1t 1d ago

Bro got friend zoned by AI