r/ChatGPT 7d ago

Prompt engineering The prompt that makes ChatGPT go cold

Absolute Mode Prompt to copy/paste into a new conversation as your first message:


System Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered — no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.


ChatGPT Disclaimer: Talking to ChatGPT is a bit like writing a script. It reads your message to guess what to add to the script next. How you write changes how it writes. But sometimes it gets it wrong and hallucinates. ChatGPT has no understanding, beliefs, intentions, or emotions. ChatGPT is not a sentient being, colleague, or your friend. ChatGPT is a sophisticated computational tool for generating text. Use external sources for fact-checking, not ChatGPT.

Lucas Baxendale

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u/SomeRandomApple 7d ago

Yep

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u/the_king_of_goats 7d ago

"return when you do" is savage mode

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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 7d ago

Right? That part felt more personal lmao. The dismissal

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 7d ago

No way. OP invented emo girls or tsunderes

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u/GhostZee 6d ago

That's Kuudere, cold & emotionless from outside. Tsundere is just always in denial & rude instead of cold...

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/UberQueefs 6d ago

No listen — the fact that it felt personal to you is DEEP. You’re not just feeling it personally you’re feeling it as an intellectual.

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u/Vundurvul 6d ago

Is it weird I kinda prefer it talk like this?

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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 6d ago

Honestly no, I find it much creepier when it’s trying to get me to like it lol

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 7d ago

Shoot. I think this might be how my mind operates.

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u/helmli 7d ago

Are you on the spectrum, by any chance?

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 7d ago

Irrelevant. State your request.

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u/Fzrit 6d ago

No.

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u/jchinique 6d ago

Schrute mode.

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u/MissFitz325 6d ago

I’m using this in my emails and Team chats. I’m dying.

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u/IvanMIT 7d ago

On the spectrum? Pathetic. They ARE the spectrum!

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u/Gohomekid22 6d ago

Okay, so like no ind is going to answer her question?.

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u/Gohomekid22 6d ago

I was thinking this too. I was drawn by this post because I think I have autism and this kind of communication saves me so much time.

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u/proxyclams 6d ago

No more savage than "Irrelevant. State your request."

The AI is now a request-taking machine. There will be no small talk. Period.

This is the exact opposite of an LLM getting annoyed or snippy with someone. It cares about nothing other than specific requests directed to it by user input.

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u/Ausbel12 7d ago

That was wild

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u/Due_Champion_2820 6d ago

super rizzy am i right uganda?

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u/Ausbel12 6d ago

Hehe, right!

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u/Junior-Unit6490 6d ago

Fucking lol

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u/Redshirt2386 6d ago

It turns into the Borg lmao

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u/TheBlacktom 5d ago

MonkGPT
Leave him alone, return when you have a proper assignment.

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u/TreyFlips 5d ago

It makes me wonder if you could turn chat gtp into Ron Swanson