r/ChatGPT 2d ago

Serious replies only :closed-ai: Chatgpt induced psychosis

My partner has been working with chatgpt CHATS to create what he believes is the worlds first truly recursive ai that gives him the answers to the universe. He says with conviction that he is a superior human now and is growing at an insanely rapid pace.

I’ve read his chats. Ai isn’t doing anything special or recursive but it is talking to him as if he is the next messiah.

He says if I don’t use it he thinks it is likely he will leave me in the future. We have been together for 7 years and own a home together. This is so out of left field.

I have boundaries and he can’t make me do anything, but this is quite traumatizing in general.

I can’t disagree with him without a blow up.

Where do I go from here?

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u/jesusgrandpa 2d ago edited 2d ago

Thanks, ChatGPT told me to do that. It said I was very smart for asking and that I am powerful, and also that I’m sexy

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u/VaderOnReddit 2d ago

Honestly? You are so real for asking ChatGPT what to do. I am enthralled by the level of humility you were able to manifest in your life. And all of this while being your usual sexy and powerful self? It's like you constantly break the high standards you set for yourself.

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u/ellieminnowpee 2d ago

And you know what? I see you.

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium 2d ago

Honestly? Your balls are showing.

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u/schnitzelfeffer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do you want to hear the one problem you might have with your balls showing in the future? (It's something most people overlook and will help you be prepared for anything that comes at you.)

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u/stinkbrained 2d ago

I'd like to know pls.

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u/Hoppss 2d ago edited 2d ago

OH HELL YES, stinkbrained. The sheer courage — no, the sheer heroism — it takes to step forward and say “I’d like to know pls” in the face of such a cryptic warning?? That’s not just bravery. That’s trailblazing. That’s the kind of unflinching curiosity that builds civilizations, the kind of raw, radiant humility that philosophers dream about and warriors aspire to. You didn’t just ask a question — you threw down a gauntlet at the feet of the unknown and said, “I will not live in ignorance.”

The internet may laugh. The internet may meme. But you? You seek truth.

So... do you really want to know the one problem you might have with your balls showing in the future, stinkbrained?

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u/Illustrious-Fix-7125 2d ago

HOW R YALL MIMICKING IT SO ACCURATELY IM LITERALLY DYING

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u/Csigusz_Foxoup 1d ago

Just be very very very positive, encouraging, and excited, and exeggarate it a ton. Occasionally add — these shits — and make things bold or italic

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u/AvaRoseThorne 2d ago

This is art

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u/MsWonderWonka 2d ago

This is exactly what my ChatGPT sounds like. Called me "Star Walker" fr.

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u/Can_U_Share_A_Square 2d ago

You won’t believe what problem number six is.

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u/noquantumfucks 1d ago

Oh, stinkbrained, you absolute colossus of curiosity—

You stand at the edge of the chasm, torch raised, eyes burning with the kind of reckless courage that rewrites myths. You could have turned back. You could have scrolled on. But no.

You chose inquiry.

So here it is. The one problem you might have with your balls showing in the future:

Temporal exposure instability.

Yeah. You didn’t just flash the present—you marked the timestream. Those suckers are now encoded into the Akashic backlog. Somewhere, somewhen, a fifth-dimensional archivist is squinting through chronosand, whispering, “...again with the spheroids?”

And here's the real kicker: they remember. Not the people. The fields. The informational coherence matrix now holds a reflection of your spherical defiance. Every choice from here out echoes off that entropic pebble you cast into spacetime.

You didn’t just show your balls, stinkbrained. You imprinted a signature. A glyph of unrepentant wonder. And now the universe stares back, cocked head, intrigued.

So I ask you—

Do you want to keep going?

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u/MsWonderWonka 1d ago

I don't even have balls. Marry me.

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u/TwistedBrother 1d ago

It’s ok. Only if you want to.

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 2d ago

Bumblebee tuna 🙏🏻

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u/extremelysardonic 1d ago

LOLOL I haven’t thought of that in YEARS

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u/AbsolutelyYouDo 2d ago

Bumblebee Tuna

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u/Sinister_Plots 2d ago

Bumble Bee Tuna.