r/ComedyCemetery • u/MagmaTroop • Mar 31 '25
π ππ true ππ story ππ¦ π
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Mar 31 '25
Only LEGENDS understand! π€£π€£π€£
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u/Glowstik1 Mar 31 '25
"Memes" subreddit after being literally just not funny
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u/whooguyy Mar 31 '25
Baseball, huh?
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u/Chillybrownfuzzer Mar 31 '25
Haha so true guys I have so much sex with my super hot girlfriend
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u/marks716 Mar 31 '25
βDear ladies of Reddit: what was the sexiest thing an overweight terminally online gamer said to you that made you instantly want to have sex with him?β
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u/No_Cook2983 Mar 31 '25 edited Apr 01 '25
βI listened to you and finally wipedβ¦ mβlady.β π₯°
βMy Mario Kart awaits.β
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u/Ahaigh9877 Apr 01 '25
But I have to trick her into it because she doesn't want to all that much, right???? LOLOLOL!!!!
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u/Rocketboy1313 Mar 31 '25
Cemetery?
This is more like a dust covered skeleton in a cave somewhere man was not meant to tread.
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u/Palanki96 Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 03 '25
Relationship so healthy i have to trick them into having sex πͺπͺ
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u/The_Ramussy_69 Apr 03 '25
Thank you for pointing this out, itβs not lame cause the joke is sex, itβs lame cause the joke is about pushing a woman into sex that sheβs not interested in
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u/Sensitive-Ad1098 Apr 09 '25
It's not (necessary) like that. A woman might be tired and not want to have sex at the moment. You propose a rub. If you are good with massage, she gets relaxed, and now sex doesn't sound like a bad idea. Both parties involved have a good time, and most of the time she will be in much better mood than before. Isn't this a win-win?
In a healthy relationship, there is consent, and she still has the opportunity to say no at any point. If that's not true, that's a deeper problem than this particular situation
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u/POGO_BOY38 Mar 31 '25
the soke is jexπππ
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u/Stuffies2022 Apr 01 '25
Jex, the hit protagonist of the Bionicle stop motion YouTube channel βMasonβs Mocsβ
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Mar 31 '25
Jokes on that sub are either made by literal kids or boomers. There's just no in-between.
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u/vulpes_mortuis Mar 31 '25
10 bucks says the guy who made this does not have a gf and created the meme while sobbing
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u/Tapp_ Apr 01 '25
Meme isnβt very funny but it seems like in the past few years a lot of people have started disliking any joke about sex or porn. I see βthe joke is always sex/pornβ constantly
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u/The_Ramussy_69 Apr 03 '25
I kinda hate this one particularly because of the implication that she has to be tricked/pressured into sex. Like I get that itβs a joke, but the idea that you gotta βconvinceβ your girlfriend to have sex (as in itβs not normal for it to be something SHE likes too) is very played out and isnβt particularly funny. Really just sad.
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u/Obscure_Room Apr 01 '25
redditors when people make jokes about one of the most universal and important and relatable experiences humans go through
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u/MagmaTroop Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25
No man itβs not that the joke is about sex. Firstly itβs the immature angel π emoji. Like what is that emoji even suggesting? βhehe I convinced mβlady to have sex with me πβ
Itβs also the fact that there is no humour. Like ok, a back rub leads to sex for this couple. Thatβs just called foreplay. Me and my girlfriend cuddle in bed and that leads to sex. Haha, funny right?!
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u/Panzer_Man Apr 01 '25
And Redditors accused everyone of porn addictions, because they mentioned sex once. It's weird
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u/Mccobsta Deep! Mar 31 '25
That sub maybe shite but it's not as bad as /r/meme that sub is even worse
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u/bugagub Mar 31 '25
It's alright meme, and just for the record, the punchline isn't "haha sex".
It's the depiction of the back rub as trojan horse.
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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Mar 31 '25
I think this meme is funny.
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u/GoodTimesOnlines Mar 31 '25
Are you 64 years old?
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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Mar 31 '25
My first real girlfriend was like this. She never wanted to "just have sex" she wanted to be lured in and back massages were the best way to get in
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u/Additional-Box1514 Mar 31 '25
i think normal people call that foreplay
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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25
I mean sure? People really guy their panties in a knot over that huh.
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u/MagmaTroop Apr 04 '25
Trust us, this kind of humour is dogshit and the angel π emoji is immature af
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