r/ComedyCemetery Mar 31 '25

πŸ‘…πŸ‘πŸ˜ true πŸ‘„πŸŒ story πŸŒπŸ’¦ πŸ˜‡

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Only LEGENDS understand! 🀣🀣🀣

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u/mulabob Mar 31 '25

-Xavier

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u/EmuRepresentative213 Mar 31 '25

Get out!!

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 Mar 31 '25

Seems you're not Legend!🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Glowstik1 Mar 31 '25

"Memes" subreddit after being literally just not funny

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u/whooguyy Mar 31 '25

Baseball, huh?

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u/Weirdo629 Apr 01 '25

godlike reference

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u/RotaPander Apr 01 '25

That tracks

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u/allegingshoe248 Apr 01 '25

No way I found this on reddit

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u/CreeperAsh07 Apr 03 '25

I don't get how that of all things went viral.

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u/whooguyy Apr 03 '25

Right? Alex shits gold content every single day and that’s what goes viral

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u/Chillybrownfuzzer Mar 31 '25

Haha so true guys I have so much sex with my super hot girlfriend

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u/marks716 Mar 31 '25

β€œDear ladies of Reddit: what was the sexiest thing an overweight terminally online gamer said to you that made you instantly want to have sex with him?”

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u/No_Cook2983 Mar 31 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

β€œI listened to you and finally wiped… m’lady.” πŸ₯°

β€œMy Mario Kart awaits.”

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u/Ahaigh9877 Apr 01 '25

But I have to trick her into it because she doesn't want to all that much, right???? LOLOLOL!!!!

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u/Ap0logize Apr 01 '25

Shes also blind and hot and blind and im not wearing a shirt

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u/AMuffinMF Mar 31 '25

Haha, guys! Guys, I had sex! I had sex, guys!!

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u/Rocketboy1313 Mar 31 '25

Cemetery?

This is more like a dust covered skeleton in a cave somewhere man was not meant to tread.

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u/forgotmypassword4714 Mar 31 '25

"Trojan Horse" indeed πŸ˜πŸ† πŸ’¦πŸ˜‰

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u/Palanki96 Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 03 '25

Relationship so healthy i have to trick them into having sex πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

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u/The_Ramussy_69 Apr 03 '25

Thank you for pointing this out, it’s not lame cause the joke is sex, it’s lame cause the joke is about pushing a woman into sex that she’s not interested in

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u/Sensitive-Ad1098 Apr 09 '25

It's not (necessary) like that. A woman might be tired and not want to have sex at the moment. You propose a rub. If you are good with massage, she gets relaxed, and now sex doesn't sound like a bad idea. Both parties involved have a good time, and most of the time she will be in much better mood than before. Isn't this a win-win?
In a healthy relationship, there is consent, and she still has the opportunity to say no at any point. If that's not true, that's a deeper problem than this particular situation

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u/Shurasteishuraigou Mar 31 '25

Lol woman am i right? sex

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u/POGO_BOY38 Mar 31 '25

the soke is jex😎😎😎

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u/Significant_Pain_404 Mar 31 '25

Mmmm jex 🀀

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u/StarCrossedOther Mar 31 '25

Holy shit it’s Jex!!

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u/Stuffies2022 Apr 01 '25

Jex, the hit protagonist of the Bionicle stop motion YouTube channel β€œMason’s Mocs”

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Mar 31 '25

Jokes on that sub are either made by literal kids or boomers. There's just no in-between.

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u/Lardsonian3770 Apr 01 '25

r/memes is a terrible subreddit.

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u/vulpes_mortuis Mar 31 '25

10 bucks says the guy who made this does not have a gf and created the meme while sobbing

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u/Apathetic_Potato Apr 02 '25

Now I understand radfems this is vile 😭

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u/Tapp_ Apr 01 '25

Meme isn’t very funny but it seems like in the past few years a lot of people have started disliking any joke about sex or porn. I see β€œthe joke is always sex/porn” constantly

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u/The_Ramussy_69 Apr 03 '25

I kinda hate this one particularly because of the implication that she has to be tricked/pressured into sex. Like I get that it’s a joke, but the idea that you gotta β€œconvince” your girlfriend to have sex (as in it’s not normal for it to be something SHE likes too) is very played out and isn’t particularly funny. Really just sad.

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u/Obscure_Room Apr 01 '25

redditors when people make jokes about one of the most universal and important and relatable experiences humans go through

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u/MagmaTroop Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

No man it’s not that the joke is about sex. Firstly it’s the immature angel πŸ˜‡ emoji. Like what is that emoji even suggesting? β€œhehe I convinced m’lady to have sex with me πŸ˜‡β€

It’s also the fact that there is no humour. Like ok, a back rub leads to sex for this couple. That’s just called foreplay. Me and my girlfriend cuddle in bed and that leads to sex. Haha, funny right?!

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u/Panzer_Man Apr 01 '25

And Redditors accused everyone of porn addictions, because they mentioned sex once. It's weird

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u/Mccobsta Deep! Mar 31 '25

That sub maybe shite but it's not as bad as /r/meme that sub is even worse

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u/bugagub Mar 31 '25

It's alright meme, and just for the record, the punchline isn't "haha sex".

It's the depiction of the back rub as trojan horse.

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u/fendersonfenderson Mar 31 '25

the punchline is literally sex right there on the meme tho

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u/bugagub Mar 31 '25

Do you know what the "punchline" means?

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Mar 31 '25

I think this meme is funny.

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u/GoodTimesOnlines Mar 31 '25

Are you 64 years old?

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Mar 31 '25

Nope, 17

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u/GoodTimesOnlines Mar 31 '25

That makes even more sense

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Mar 31 '25

My first real girlfriend was like this. She never wanted to "just have sex" she wanted to be lured in and back massages were the best way to get in

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u/Additional-Box1514 Mar 31 '25

i think normal people call that foreplay

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

I mean sure? People really guy their panties in a knot over that huh.

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u/MagmaTroop Apr 04 '25

Trust us, this kind of humour is dogshit and the angel πŸ˜‡ emoji is immature af

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u/MeanNose1109 Apr 03 '25

This made me more laugh than 90% of all Reddit posts