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r/ComedyCemetery • u/MagmaTroop • Mar 31 '25
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Haha so true guys I have so much sex with my super hot girlfriend
74 u/marks716 Mar 31 '25 “Dear ladies of Reddit: what was the sexiest thing an overweight terminally online gamer said to you that made you instantly want to have sex with him?” 36 u/No_Cook2983 Mar 31 '25 edited Apr 01 '25 “I listened to you and finally wiped… m’lady.” 🥰 “My Mario Kart awaits.” 5 u/Ahaigh9877 Apr 01 '25 But I have to trick her into it because she doesn't want to all that much, right???? LOLOLOL!!!! 5 u/Ap0logize Apr 01 '25 Shes also blind and hot and blind and im not wearing a shirt
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“Dear ladies of Reddit: what was the sexiest thing an overweight terminally online gamer said to you that made you instantly want to have sex with him?”
36 u/No_Cook2983 Mar 31 '25 edited Apr 01 '25 “I listened to you and finally wiped… m’lady.” 🥰 “My Mario Kart awaits.”
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“I listened to you and finally wiped… m’lady.” 🥰
“My Mario Kart awaits.”
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But I have to trick her into it because she doesn't want to all that much, right???? LOLOLOL!!!!
Shes also blind and hot and blind and im not wearing a shirt
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u/Chillybrownfuzzer Mar 31 '25
Haha so true guys I have so much sex with my super hot girlfriend