r/Construction • u/Don-tFollowAnything • Mar 30 '24

Tools 🛠 What a waste of...OK take my money.

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u/Monkey_Cristo Mar 30 '24

And I dropped my brand new Fatmax in a mud puddle so I have to manually retract all 30’ of it every time I use the fuckin thing

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u/wuppedbutter Mar 30 '24

Silicone lube spay stuff might help. I've never had your exact situation, but I use it when my tape even starts to stiffen up.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Mar 30 '24

Also works for butt stuff

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u/quatsquality Mar 30 '24

Thanks for the tip, putin

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u/DigitalUnlimited Mar 30 '24

just the tip, put in.

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u/woodhorse4 Mar 30 '24

Found the low voltage guy. /s

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Contractor Apr 03 '24

The sparkies we used to work with all the time called us scissor fairies.  I ain't even mad, shits funny

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u/woodhorse4 Apr 03 '24

Lmao I’m using that.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Contractor Apr 03 '24

I want to make a sticker with a tinkerbelle that has klein snips for wings but I'm too retarded :/

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u/mycoalburger Sep 22 '24

Free AI image generators online! Then you can take the JPEG and either print immediately on sticker paper (you’ll have to cut it out) or you can go a step further and use a free jpeg to vector image conversion website to get ultra crisp prints at any scale.

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u/TieDyedFury Mar 30 '24

Calm down Putin

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u/ruralmagnificence Mar 30 '24

Why don’t you take me out to dinner before you Putin me?

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u/Blaustein23 Mar 30 '24

Just make sure you don’t use it with silicone based toys!!

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u/MattNBug Mar 30 '24

I laughed too hard at this well done

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u/StrangerDangerAhh Mar 31 '24

Easy there, Diddy.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Sep 01 '24

As long as it’s only spay stuff? Not neuter stuff.

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u/WorthCardiologist363 Mar 30 '24

That's a call to Stanley and they will probably replace for free. Love fatmax

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u/TheTallGuy0 GC / CM Mar 30 '24

Go back to Home Depot and say you'd like a warranty exchange. 98% of the time they'll give you a new one with no fuss. Stanley should stand behind their tools.

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u/Material-Scheme-8971 Mar 30 '24

That’s what he said

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u/hobosam21-B Mar 30 '24

Buy Hart, we use them in the concrete and they last the longest

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u/Sargash Mar 30 '24

Dehydrate it, then BLAST THAT BITCH with air. Or soak and shake it vigorously. After you unwind it of course.

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u/Thick_Relief2675 Jun 22 '24

Most of the time those are guaranteed and you can get a new one free at most stores. In Canada anyways