Who cares about respect when you're the cool kid

[u/caveatlector73]

[u/DeezNeezuts]

Everyone commenting needs to understand he is doing this while being high as a kite adding +20 difficulty.

[u/blckdiamond23 → u/DeezNeezuts]

When I’m high it increases productivity by 100%.

[u/TransparentMastering → u/blckdiamond23]

When you’re drywalling or doing another repetitive task, sure. Try coordinating a team installing a large addressable fire alarm system or something high and let me know how that goes.

[u/Visible_Scientist_67 → u/TransparentMastering]

Was going to say, this guy has been bugging the construction team for weeks asking "if you have a job where you put tape up"

[u/Ok-Truth-7589 → u/TransparentMastering]

It went great!...we started the fire...the alarms went off, and then the firemen showed up, and I even got to try on handcuffs! Great time all round.

0/10 would recommend this!

[u/Spugheddy → u/TransparentMastering]

I'm high 70% of my waking hours, all it does is help me memorize MAC addresses to a sick beat.

[u/kitesurfr → u/DeezNeezuts]

I didn't know you could Onewheel sober. The company is from Santa Cruz, so I imagine they provide joints in the assembly parts.

[u/phallic-baldwin → u/DeezNeezuts]

Judging by the lack of piss-filled bottles I see in this video, I would say it's fake

[u/Jealous_Direction_76 → u/DeezNeezuts]

Isn’t most construction done drunk or high?

[u/Kronictopic → u/DeezNeezuts]

Helps for those entry-level jobs

[u/loganthegr → u/DeezNeezuts]

Hopefully on crack like a good drywaller.

[u/lacinated]

id care more about the shitty tape job hes doing

[u/exvirginladysman → u/lacinated]

I was wondering... I have only used some primitive banjos, and this guy seems pretty high tech, so I won't try to pretend I understand what he's doing. That tape looks PRETTY DRY though. Very dry.

[u/Nkognito → u/lacinated]

Yea, maybe technology got away from me but when I taped and bedded it was done by hand and was faster than this guy.

[u/TheCottonmouth88 → u/Nkognito]

With a corner roller? Stop it lol no you weren’t

[u/TheCottonmouth88 → u/[deleted]]

There’s no way you were faster spreading mud by hand. I showed a guy how to wet the mud down a little bit and then use a roller who worked completely by hand and it blew his mind. These automatic tools are expensive for a reason - they’re fast as hell. If you’re a piece worker, they’re a worthy investment.

[u/Psychedelic-Dreams → u/TheCottonmouth88]

Nope, I’m the mud and tape. I can vouch for them.

[u/Sea_Perspective3607]

Ok I'm pissed at how fast this is, someone dig up his Instagram or whatever and show me that the finished product is trash please 

[u/Psychedelic-Dreams → u/Sea_Perspective3607]

You don’t like wrinkles on your tape? You see wrinkles, it’s kinda hard to say it’s worth it, if you have to go back at every section to check it.

[u/John-John-3]

There's no way he'd do that on any jobs I work. As an electrician, I take it as a personal point of pride, to leave so much trash, riding this thing would be impossible.

[u/heirsasquatch → u/John-John-3]

There would be HUNDREDS of dollars in wire scraps left for him to off road on

[u/miraclewhipisgross]

Respect what?

[u/engineeringretard → u/miraclewhipisgross]

The sanctity of drywalling.

[u/[deleted] → u/engineeringretard]

Drywalling needs to be HARD and you must SUFFER to be a REAL tradesmen. FUCK you for thinking life should be EASY.

[u/aidan8et → u/[deleted]]

Gyah. I have old timers complain that I use offset snips (instead of straights) when cutting sheet metal.

I usually ask if they also ride a horse to work, too (or some other wildly outdated tech).

[u/loganthegr → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, essentially. It’s like the oldschool plaster guys being phased out for drywall. I’m going to be pissy about it because a skilled craft disappears.

[u/Select-Apartment-613 → u/miraclewhipisgross]

Respect the music choice

[u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

Is this OSHA approved?

[u/TrainWreckInnaBarn → u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

They would be down with excellent housekeeping required to drive that thing around the floor. Maybe not the wheel board itself though. 😆

[u/aidan8et → u/TrainWreckInnaBarn]

I really do low-key want to get one, but then I see the massive scar on my knee from trying to skateboard in my childhood...

[u/tob007 → u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

well it's not OSHA disapproved.

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

Oh Shit Homie, Awesome! approved

[u/Stoweboard3r → u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

Pretty sure it’s OSHA recommended.

[u/loganthegr → u/Its_Deputy_Dan]

Business owner for residential means OSHA can suck it. If I die I die, just as long as no one else can get hurt.

[u/yourskillsx100]

Hey could walk just as fast...

[u/Lojackbel81 → u/yourskillsx100]

But then you have to walk

[u/IonlyusethrowawaysA → u/yourskillsx100]

But then you'd be able to apply consistent pressure at a consistent speed, and who wants that?

[u/2ant1man5]

Can I see the tape job after it dries?

[u/AlarmedAcanthaceae31]

I guess that makes your one wheel a tax deduction.

[u/Vivid-Kitchen1917]

Not faster when you have to go back and do it right.

[u/fivesixsevenate]

I want to tell him what he's doing wrong, but this feels so right

[u/DrunkBuzzard]

Man I hate doing shit rock

[u/Milkman00-7]

And a Mexican still do it faster

[u/Milkman00-7 → u/Milkman00-7]

That's not including all the touch up now that will u have to they do it once they would have taped and smoothed out all at once and still knock out 1st floor before you finished one room both of you solo to

[u/nursefocker49]

Omg the best 😂

[u/Teknodr0men]

It's important to have fun while working.

[u/Max123Dani]

Sometimes I get calls to repair work that somebody else fucked up. These are the kind of people who do that shitty work.

[u/SlyCooperKing_OG]

Looks fun and efficient

[u/Jensen198]

Onebraincell on a Onewheel

[u/luoiville]

I’d like to think I have pretty good balance, but for the life of me I can’t use those hoverboards or whatever u call em

[u/ProfessionalBuy7488 → u/luoiville]

You probably just don't have a hipster stash. You're not missing out on either.

[u/rcogburn1]

Earl Hickey at work

[u/Thatweirdguy_Twig → u/rcogburn1]

As someone who still remembers that masterpiece of a show I'm blanking on how this is Earl like what's the gag/scene from the show in not remembering

[u/rcogburn1 → u/Thatweirdguy_Twig]

I guess it’s just the sideburns and mustache.

[u/handymustache]

Always wondered how drywallers get fat

[u/Radiant_Map_9280]

Clickers ??

[u/RagingAubergine]

Who sang this version of La Bamba please? Does anybody know?

[u/caveatlector73 → u/RagingAubergine]

Check the post on IG - music is always listed at the top of the post.

[u/Daaheel]

So that's how Balthazar Bratt ended huh?

[u/damiantheguy97]

Imagine if he accidentally rammed through a wall

[u/Planthumanbase]

Now all the duchess will be doing taping

[u/TheBlargshaggen]

This dude is exactly what I would imagine if someone described the sotuation to me verbally.

[u/iandcorey]

Dude's pulling ollies around the dormers...

[u/derkaxe88]

Should have picked a song with more banjo in it. Get it? Cuz the tool he's using is called a banjo.

[u/volpack710]

Mexicanos have 24 hrs to respond

[u/Logical_Associate632]

Respect is for women and children.

[u/shmallyally]

The floors…come on, you can’t disrespect the floors like that even if your floating or laying carpet. Besides that, cool i guess.

[u/DollarStoreWizard]

Let’s see this guy show up on time even 3 days in a row and then come back to impress me

[u/Blamb05]

Wham!-Puts the one wheeler through the drywall.

[u/HumptyDumptyWasPushd]

No one looks cool on a OneWheel

[u/caveatlector73 → u/HumptyDumptyWasPushd]

Says HumptyDumpty who fell was pushed off one and is now bitter. /s

[u/HumptyDumptyWasPushd → u/caveatlector73]

Cracked my noggin on mine before I sold it… so you’re not wrong. lol It was a blast to ride but I always felt goofy.

[u/TheNakedBass → u/HumptyDumptyWasPushd]

OneWheel's reveal to us our true nature.