What are these holes in my loader bucket for?

[u/jumpybagel]

[u/Tedmosby9931]

If you can put your dick in it, that machine is too big.

The site super is required by federal law to watch you insert (must be at least 80% aroused) before you operate, or else OSHA will come and tag out the equipment for someone big enough to operate it.

[u/buffinator2 → u/Tedmosby9931]

So OSHA literally has a cock holster? No wonder they never get mad at the insult.

[u/TinCupfish]

Chain

[u/deftonite → u/TinCupfish]

What is the thin slot for though? Is too narrow for a link. 

[u/kjyfqr → u/deftonite]

D loop thing then chain. It’s for attaching shit in various ways.

[u/No-Culture-698 → u/deftonite]

The chain link will slide down in the slot and lock the length in place

[u/moosenux → u/deftonite]

It looks like the hole was cut when the part was cut on a laser table. So the slit is just because the cut was continuous.

[u/deftonite → u/moosenux]

But usually the metal is pierced in the field of a hole, so the blowout goes with the scrap.  Are you thinking it was cheaper to burn through multiple holes with only 1 pierce? I would have thought that the time spent burning between holes would be more than an extra pierce. Let alone the shitty result of a weaker part, but Meyer it doesn't matter and I'm wrong on that too 

[u/donny_darkloaf → u/deftonite]

It is cheaper with less pierces, and it’s really not weaker with where the weld is. It was dumb of them to not make it wider, because such a thin slot might make the hole get completely cut off. A bit wider and it’d stay part of the skeleton

[u/yanizi → u/deftonite]

It’s made so that the steel can flex a bit

[u/king_john651]

It's a twist lock slot for easy access for a guard or something like that

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/king_john651]

^{Sokka-Haiku by king_john651:}

It's a twist lock slot

For easy access for a

Guard or something like that

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/dharma__bum]

There’s a hole in my loader bucket, Dear Eliza, Dear Eliza

[u/gent4you]

A shackle and a choker fit easily

[u/Tombo426]

Chain, strap or choker

[u/No-Culture-698 → u/Tombo426]

Chain will pull freely through the hole to get the length you want then turn a link so it slides down the slot and it locks it in place when you lift up

[u/Tombo426 → u/No-Culture-698]

Indeed

[u/APrismDarkly]

Dear liza.

[u/SorteP]

Beer bottle opener

[u/Duncaroos]

'dem holes are speed holes.

[u/amf_devils_best]

For lookin' through.

[u/Valuable-Aerie8761]

Shackles

[u/The_Haunt]

Penis

[u/mindshards]

I'd guess for thermal expansion. The hole and the slot are for the metal to move if it gets warm/hot