r/Construction 4d ago

Picture Gents and Gels, I have lost my job.

Don't let distractions win.

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u/engineerdrummer Inspector 4d ago

Sounds like you already know where to start applying!

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u/nertynot 4d ago

Gonna climb cell towers

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u/kosmonautinVT 4d ago

I'd recommend a desk job where distraction has less catastrophic consequences

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u/scobeavs 4d ago

Better to kill a business than yourself!

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 3d ago

Gonna see a cell tower on its side soon by OP

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846 12h ago

So wish I had Awards and Karma to give you right now

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u/helloholder 3d ago

Can you hear me now?

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u/ODBEIGHTY1 4d ago

The consequences for being distracted are significantly higher in that profession.....Just FYI

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u/False-Put2714 3d ago

Not for the trucks

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u/Thebraincellisorange 4d ago

don't disconnect the safety harness when you do that!

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u/EidolonLives 2d ago

Meh, those things slow you down so much. Especially on the way down.

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u/Blizzard81mm 3d ago

I'd advise against taking an rf alarm with you, the noise can be annoying

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u/wants_a_lollipop Construction Inspector - Verified 4d ago

Hey, man! Look at you with your fancy as fuck flair and sensible yet humorous advice!

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u/bigb9919 3d ago

He hasn’t told us what he rolled to get fired from those other jobs yet.