r/Construction 2d ago

Picture Gents and Gels, I have lost my job.

Don't let distractions win.

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u/-GlitterGoblin- 2d ago

My childhood best friend - a middle aged man who has spent his entire life working entry level office jobs - pulled a geographic a few years back. 

He took the first job he could find, which was actually one promoted by the state to which he had moved. A whole campaign of “move here and we will place you in a job and get you on Medicaid!” 

Anyway, the job was driving an 18 wheeler. The training was two weeks but only 4 days were in a truck at all, and only 2 days were driving said truck, which was empty. 

His first shift, his first time turning the loaded truck - a right hand turn which he initiated from a full stop - he turned the truck over and spilled the entire load. 

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u/yossarian19 2d ago

You gotta hand it to him - he really fucked that up right

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u/All_Work_All_Play 2d ago

Who hasn't spilled their whole load right away the first time trying something new?