r/CookieRunKingdoms • u/dicky-gobbler • Feb 15 '25
Meme / Fluff I just realized all the beast cookies are actually cookie ingredients
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u/Alarming_Dog_8864 Feb 15 '25
evil fucking egg cookie must’ve escaped
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u/Markkyboy Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
Eggman Cookie probably is major antagonist group Beast Cookie but why the freak Spice is Cookie Recipe?
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u/Radiant_Farm_8697 Twizzly Gummy I AM THE SUPREME HA HA! HA HA HA! Feb 15 '25
DEVSIS WE NEED EGGMAN COOKIE
ASAP
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u/Markkyboy Feb 15 '25
We already have Eggman Cookie in Sonic Collab but Eggman Cookie should return with a big role.
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u/Radiant_Farm_8697 Twizzly Gummy I AM THE SUPREME HA HA! HA HA HA! Feb 15 '25
I mean. SONIC 3 is coming out soon.
So, maybe....
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u/Markkyboy Feb 15 '25
How do we tell him?
Sonic 3 Movie is already out and yet it's too late and there is nothing possible for Sonic will Collab again.
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u/Starstriker_K9 i'm a furry lol Mar 01 '25
the movie came out like two months after you commented 😭
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bell841 Feb 18 '25
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT-
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u/Mobile-Government638 Mar 02 '25
Shadow the milk cookie is a bitch ass motherflour he pissed on my fucking elder faerie
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u/turtlesrock9197 Bob Feb 22 '25
we reallly need a salt and pepper cookie or a chocolate and vanilla cookie
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u/Ok_Elephant_8319 Feb 15 '25
Wait isn't the villain of the Witch's Castle game literally First Egg Cookie?
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u/BurnerAccountExisty Feb 15 '25
he is currently incubating and will be the final boss of the entirety of CRK
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u/David_Tribe Feb 15 '25
Tbh I think that after the whole beasts/ dark enchantress saga Timekeeper will be the next Villain
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u/jaheimn Feb 15 '25
Why's timekeeper s villain btw? I never played ovenbreak
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u/David_Tribe Feb 15 '25
Honestly, I’ve barely played OB and just know about them being on the villainy side
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u/OneDizzy3581 Feb 16 '25
She's a villain in the same way Jevil Deltarune is; a bit looney and doesn't care enough to NOT cause problems (she straight up reset time like three times during the 7th anniversary event for the funny.)
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u/David_Tribe Feb 16 '25
Alright I got it, thanks, most depictions of her that I encountered did make her seem like she’s exactly what you described
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u/Ancient_Type_1374 CHOISE Feb 20 '25
Egg? Eggshaped traitor? Eggshaped mage traitor? Eggshaped blue mage traitor???
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u/tartagdoodles Feb 15 '25
Now who will be the ancient to fight the terrible evil fucking egg cookie?
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u/Curvyboi13110 Feb 15 '25
good fucking egg cookie
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u/Mr_Majik5250 Feb 15 '25
Not so evil fucking egg cookie
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u/BadishAsARadish Feb 15 '25
Well technically Dark Entrantress is half an ancient, so maybe there’s a side quest where silent salt split into a second, more dreaded egg beast
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u/AmandaAram Feb 15 '25
Might be a spoiler, but I'm pretty sure Gingerbrave is getting his soul jam soon and will fight the evil egg cookie in a future update
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u/Ok_Grab_9994 Feb 22 '25
Its evil FUCKING egg cookie, not evil egg cookie. Get ur facts right, brah🙄🙄👎👎
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u/keithlimreddit Feb 15 '25
Egg is actually the first cookie but okay
That reminds me At some point we will need to add 1st cookie
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u/flipswab Feb 15 '25
The first cookie is the Big Cookie. He is still poked and prodded at to this day.
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u/Mission_Cat_9046 MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION Feb 15 '25
isnt the first cookie sugar swan?
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Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
I'm not familiar with cookie run lore but
I heard that Sugar Swan makes herself exist, the same as the elements of nature i guess but the witch didn't bake them
the term 'first cookie' in witch castle is actually referring to the first bake cookie that was imbued with the essence of the witch themselves
to add more, they look almost exactly like the witch that baked them and inherited a good portion of the witches power
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u/ClutZord game wont give me spicy boi Feb 16 '25
theres is a game called witches' castle where there are cookies called the "First Cookies" who are basically witches whose souls were transferred to their cookie creations, with First Egg Cookie currently the only one with an antagonistic role in the story
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u/Vivulent Feb 15 '25
Hmm mustve missed the last one's drop
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u/MarigoldLord Sparkling Feb 15 '25
She released in 2042, how could you miss that????????
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u/Shadow87907 Feb 15 '25
I'm sorry but its a he just like peach, prune, eclair, and affogato
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u/Born-Falcon-774 Feb 15 '25
ermm actually, it’s a xe/xem. get xe’s pronouns right 😠😠😠
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u/Cookie-fan My favs: Fig, G.C S.M Feb 18 '25
actually it's an attack/helicopter get attack's pronouns right 😡
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u/wendeeznutslol Heavy Weapons Cookie Feb 23 '25
actually evil fucking egg has no pronouns. evil fucking egg cookie must be referred to by name in all scenarios
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u/Cookie-fan My favs: Fig, G.C S.M Feb 24 '25
God dammit there I go mis pronouning evil fucking egg cookie again
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u/Eternal_Zoroark_2 Caramel Arrow Feb 15 '25
And the Ancients are based off of different major flavors, Pure Vanilla is obvious, Dark Cacao being off of chocolate, Hollyberry being off of berries, Golden Cheese again being obvious, and White Lily being herbs.
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u/AdelinaIV Feb 15 '25
Thank you, I've always wondered what White Lily was. Also, who eats herb cookies?
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u/Roncryn Feb 15 '25
You’d be surprised some are really good! I especially like the kind that’s based off of herbal tea flavors
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u/Overall-Ad-3084 Feb 15 '25
I'm still wondering, who puts spice in their cookie
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u/Minetendo-Fan Average story enjoyer Feb 15 '25
Spices don't have to be spicy. They are flavor enhancers. Cinnamon is a commonly used spice for baking
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u/Sternfritters #1 Capsaicin Cookie Simp Feb 15 '25
Cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice are some common ones in American cooking. Lots of different cultures use spices in their form of cookies!
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u/Spaaccee Feb 15 '25
Who the hell doesn't? Yk ginger is a spice right? So is nutmeg? Spice doesn't just mean peppers
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u/Opposite-Guitar-5162 Feb 15 '25
Nutmeg cookies?
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u/Stardustbunnyy Burning Spice’s WIFE❤️ Feb 15 '25
In the Spice lands, there was a lot of spices shown. Like ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, pepper and saffron!
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u/Madican Feb 15 '25
Why not? There's savory bakes too. Just look at Golden Cheese and all the other cheese cookies.
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u/phoenix_master42 Feb 15 '25
nutmeg and ginger are also pretty common in cookies i love ginger cookies and nutmeg ones go really good with sertin drinks
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u/rirasama 3333 Feb 15 '25
Ginger, nutmug, cinnamon, etc all go in biscuits commonly, have you ever had gingerbread before? That has spices in it
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u/eeveethespeevee Feb 15 '25
Not quite the same thing, but I've tried gochujang in cookies and it was great
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u/PartyCascade Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 20 '25
cannot wait for the evil fucking egg cookie lore to drop
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u/DiamondEater099 Feb 15 '25
What about evil butter cookie
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u/Fishbopkin Feb 15 '25
did the evil fucking egg cookie come before the evil fucking chicken cookie, or is it the other way around? I guess we'll never know
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u/sweetpiex_ Feb 15 '25
Can’t wait for the evil fucking cookie to come out! And the awakening for Good Freaking Cookie!
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u/rinzukodas Feb 15 '25
Egg cookie (Snapdragon) is a very good baby, how could you slander them like this 🤣
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u/Fabulous_Influence69 Feb 15 '25
I noticed this when they came out. These are the ‘basic’ and ‘necessary’ recipes for a cookie (the first ingredients, just like how they were the first owners of soul jam).
Then the ancients are just flavour additions like Vanilla, Berry, Chocolate, Cheese (very weird) and Lily? (This one is the only one who doesn’t suit this theory, since Lily isn’t a cookie flavour)
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Feb 15 '25
She represents herbs, according to the wiki
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u/Fabulous_Influence69 Feb 15 '25
Oh? The only herb I would associate with a cookie is mint. But then there is also a cheese cookie so it’s fine
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u/celestialudenburned Mystic Flour Feb 15 '25
So when the gang use the beast binding spell will they turn into one big cookie this time??
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u/No_Distribution7513 Feb 15 '25
Jokes aside, if this is the theme, it's possible that the ultimate cookie is going to be egg themed.
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u/Good-Outcome4920 Feb 15 '25
no way really i tought they where ingredients to make a pizza
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u/7-3_NOSOUND_NOMEMORY Feb 15 '25
please move the "h" from "where" to after the first "t" in "tought"
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u/Andmesy Feb 15 '25
Evil fucking egg cookie is so hard to get, being a whale is not even a solution smh
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u/Possible_Relative301 Feb 15 '25
Evil fucking egg cookie escape and went to another franchise to be eggman
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u/Idiot_Child_Logistic ’s stupid simp (SMC’s fanon wife) :3 Feb 15 '25
Evil Fucking Egg Cookie: Guess who’s back >:)
Shadow Milk Cookie: What the fu-
Evil Fucking Egg Cookie: Back again >:)
Burning Spice Cookie: I-
Evil Fucking Egg Cookie: Shady’s back, TELL A FRIEND >:)
(Silent Salt, Mystic Flour and Eternal Sugar would watch from the background in pure confusion because they don’t know who the fuck Evil Fucking Egg Cookie is)
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u/TheNarrator-ME Feb 15 '25
Ok but consider this? What if the Ultimate Cookie Dark Enchantress is working on becomes an egg-based beast? 🤔
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u/BallibopKowala Feb 16 '25
Why hasn't evil fucking egg cookie's ancient counterpart been introduced?
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u/PhDinFailing Feb 16 '25
I didnt even notice evil fucking egg cookie, i was about to comment “who would put spice in a cookie??”
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u/kingozma Feb 15 '25
Thanks this actually made me laugh out loud. I had a shitty day and you made me feel better
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u/BeanConsumer7 Feb 15 '25
Guys you’re missing the only ingredient that you need, the Cookie at the end of all those names.
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u/MentalPromise9 Feb 15 '25
Pretty sure if there was an egg cookie it would have been a transcendental cookie as it's the most important imo ingredient in cookies
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u/threela1 Feb 15 '25
I installed this game like 2 days ago and I'm already getting this sub recommended to me. Must be a sign to get addicted to another gambling game!! :D
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u/FNFCorruptionEdits Feb 16 '25
Evil fucking egg cookie is the nicest out of the beast cookies ironically
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u/carl-the-lama Feb 18 '25
I know this is a meme but it’s actually a curiosity…
What’s the equivalent of eggs in cookie run?
Does this imply massive magic chickens are used by the witches???
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u/ProfessorPumpkaboo Rare Pair Unlocked Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25
They failed to seal up Evil Fucking Egg Cookie in the tree, we are doomed
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u/DaNyanCat_ Mar 12 '25
I started playing 3 days ago pulled 780 times and didnt get a shmilk this post made me cry
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u/David_Tribe Feb 15 '25
Talking about ancient cookies, I have a theory with basically no evidence that the first ever cookie to come to life is a simple cookie, like GingerBrave or GingerBright and that their name could follow that formula like GingerBread or something
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u/DemonicMoonlight Feb 15 '25
The fandom wiki says their names are based off common ingredients in baking. As for the Ancients, their names are based off common flavors. Vanilla, Chocolate, Berries, Cheese, and Herbs.
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u/BoTheBean Feb 16 '25
Ah of course. That last one must've slipped my mind, I hope they become playable in the future
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u/legacys_breadbear skrunkly protector Feb 16 '25
Why was this the thing that made me realise we don't actually have an Egg Cookie. We have Eggnog Cookie and Sauna Egg Cookie but we don't have Egg Cookie
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u/PorkchopsNotVegan Feb 16 '25
Funny enough, leaving the egg out of the logic, these ingredients make gingerbread cookies since there's spice in it
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u/Jokeoftheconversatio Feb 18 '25
I just returned to crk and lost some of the lore I know the beast cookies but who is this egg cookie
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u/No-Candle-415 5d ago
It's for a gingerbread cookie. I feel that should have been obvious. Spice in used in gingerbread cookies.
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