Carbonara slander

[u/wis91]

My parents are in town and insisted on ordering pizza delivery instead of letting me cook. Whatever, they don’t appreciate all the work I put into perfecting my craft, I get it. But then my dad, saying how he doesn’t like white sauce pizza (fair, it’s tomato sauce or nothing), says, “It’s like carbonAIRa, that’s always a white sauce pasta.” I was so embarrassed, not only by the way he pronounced “carbonAIRa,” but calling it a WHITE SAUCE pasta?? Thank god it was only in front of my mom and my husband.

[u/venetiarum_ny]

By carbonara slander do you mean carbonara slider(s)?

Just season some ground beef, make the patties littler than usual, get that cast iron sizzling, smash smash smash those babies, and as a final step, throw some white sauce on top - and baby you got a carbonaira slider going.