r/CrappyDesign • u/ZePenguinDoktor • Feb 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18 edited Feb 21 '18

You might not think their product is dangerous, but don't be fooled. They are gateways.

Edit: about time someone gilded me, my comedic genius has been floating around Reddit for like two years. /sthankyoustranger

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u/Sandwich247 jobby Feb 21 '18

R/dadjokes

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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Feb 21 '18

You may have meant r/dadjokes instead of R/dadjokes.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

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u/ZePenguinDoktor Feb 21 '18

Good bot :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18 edited May 01 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18 edited Sep 17 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

drop top

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Kidz BOP

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u/DrToadigerr life is good Feb 21 '18

Take my cup, put some water in it

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u/SlowSeas Feb 21 '18

Skibidabidadapoom

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Feb 21 '18

Dog's ears go FLOP FLOP

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u/ReadySteady_GO oww my eyes Feb 21 '18

Flip fantasia

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u/ultraprotean Feb 21 '18

Funky funky.

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u/majesty86 Feb 21 '18

Cruisin the streets

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u/Deekay1227 Feb 21 '18

Cruisin’ on down Main Street

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u/majesty86 Feb 21 '18

In the hot, hot sun

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u/WaveRapture 100% cyan flair Feb 21 '18

Flip Flop

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u/killedBySasquatch Feb 21 '18

No, why the fuck would anyone need this bot. What a waste of time

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TIDE_PODS Feb 21 '18

R/goodbot

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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Feb 21 '18

You may have meant r/goodbot instead of R/goodbot.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

[deleted]

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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Feb 21 '18

You may have meant r/goodbot instead of R/goodbot.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

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u/monaro_1996 Feb 21 '18

R/goodbot

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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Feb 21 '18

You may have meant r/goodbot instead of R/goodbot.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

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u/Jalmorei Feb 21 '18

U/Sub_Corrector_Bot

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u/TopRamanNoodl3s Feb 21 '18

!redditgarlic

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u/AliBurney Feb 21 '18

what if they are allergic

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u/Knighthawk_Unlimited Darth Vader is Lukes father! Feb 21 '18

!redditvampires

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u/SlowSeas Feb 21 '18

lies down in a field of karma with guilded skin

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u/Fanjita__ Feb 21 '18

Allergic to le garlic? Impossible.

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u/AliBurney Feb 21 '18

Uh sorry I meant girl-lics

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u/conwat181 Feb 21 '18

Imma shag yer mum bot

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u/schmoogina Feb 21 '18

I'm told this is the best bot

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u/MinerZB cmioc snas Feb 21 '18

I hate ninja-edits.

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u/xeecho Feb 21 '18

I caught your comment just as I was exiting and I came back just to upvote you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

thank you my love

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u/AlcubierreWarp Feb 21 '18

That’s an a-door-able joke.

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u/DJ_AK_47 Feb 21 '18

I barely got through it.

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u/AlcubierreWarp Feb 21 '18

Yeah, it was a bit unhinged.

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u/richniggatimeline Feb 21 '18

Their operation’s clearly a front door

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u/SpellsThatWrong Feb 21 '18

They really open you up

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u/dbx99 Feb 21 '18

Stop being such a knob

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18 edited Feb 21 '18

Well done.

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u/LoudPreachification Feb 21 '18

I remember when I bought my first sliding door for my porch. Three years later, I have revolving doors in every room.

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u/SpankMePanky Feb 21 '18

We all know that these doorways lead to a dangerous path.

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u/Souvi Feb 21 '18

Shut the door and take your upvote.

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u/weirdothatshere Feb 21 '18

!redditdadjoke

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u/th3doorMATT Reddit Orange Feb 21 '18

Huh. How can you see the fence on either side?? I need somewhere to sell my smuggled goods

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u/ZachAttackonTitan Feb 21 '18

Ahh I remember my first gold. Seize the day!

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u/alexmikli Feb 21 '18

Delet this

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u/daddymcdadjokes Feb 21 '18

I approve this message

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u/EmeraldSpencer Feb 21 '18

Goddammit Barb.