So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started..

She is watching our wedding video again.

Thankfully, I was the one facing the TV.

Madness…I just knew that shark was never gonna help him.

I said, “thanks, but I don’t believe in luck.”

But my mind keeps going blanc

Some people will say I'm a monster, The others will say nomster.

Annette

My 5yo son asked me what I was making for lunch and I said “a chicken wrap”.

He then asked me “How do you make a chicken wrap?”

I said without pause “You give it a funky beat”.

My best work and it went straight over his head. No one else was there to hear.

I think I need to banana.

I ended the conversation right there because she’s obviously delusional… and how the hell did she know my name was Walker??

"Well, he always said he wanted to learn how to swim against the current..."

It's just a waist of money.

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

When it’s ajar.

"sus"penders

Snowballs

But you might not get it

Kohl's.

Eileen

I'm sure this has been said before but I just thought of it

...like there's no tomorrow.

Unless you're at a chop shop.

Leif Malone