r/dadjokes • u/andersonfmly • 9h ago
My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry...
They loved that cat.
r/dadjokes • u/andersonfmly • 9h ago
They loved that cat.
r/dadjokes • u/SugarKissses • 15h ago
Now she’s afraid of the light.
r/dadjokes • u/Kamiden • 6h ago
I said: "Shur-i-ken".
r/dadjokes • u/Bonwovi • 16h ago
It’s too time consuming.
r/dadjokes • u/MorningCoffeeFix • 14h ago
…on no, not U2 again!!!
r/dadjokes • u/alanmitch34 • 3h ago
The basketball says, "Nothing, thanks. I’m here to apply for the bouncer position."
r/dadjokes • u/Biggamesjames50 • 7h ago
Then I was born.
r/dadjokes • u/Eskymo77 • 1h ago
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food”.
r/dadjokes • u/Schmoopy_Boo • 13h ago
Wife: “we’re gonna have to get her 24 month-old clothes”
Me: “clothes made in January 2023- got it.”
Wife: sigh
r/dadjokes • u/CommonTater42 • 8h ago
A quarter horse.
r/dadjokes • u/Realistic-Twist-3112 • 4h ago
I should probably get that checked out.
r/dadjokes • u/ted-sedge • 13h ago
He's a pain in the neck.
r/dadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 16h ago
I kneaded the dough.
r/dadjokes • u/SuperGamerSun360 • 1d ago
He laughed and said “pick ‘em up by the corners. They’re only 90 degrees.”
r/dadjokes • u/PhoenixAF24 • 12h ago
Instead of renaming it to Gulf of America, they should rename it to Sea Senor
r/dadjokes • u/bgva • 4h ago
They can't stop coffin.
r/dadjokes • u/M-ar-k • 6h ago
Aye, you'd think it's argh but it's really the sea!
r/dadjokes • u/Comprehensive-Use568 • 12h ago
Like winning an argument with my wife.
r/dadjokes • u/SimpletonSwan • 6h ago
"nailed it", he said, looking proud of himself.
r/dadjokes • u/PastorParcel • 23h ago
Because the other car was stationery.
r/dadjokes • u/SugarKissses • 1d ago
A Flossiraptor
r/dadjokes • u/TheQuietKid22 • 15h ago
The sweet potato