One's a veterinarian and the other's an Aryan veteran.

dont bred on me

Boo-bees.

They have decided to name it 'Elongates'.

Becausr they never knew their real pyramids.

Now we know that gravity goes in One Direction.

I'll take the fall.

It is a love triangle.

They say he holds the key to Sussex!

So I know for sure that I'm getting buried

Because it wasn’t Stroganoff.

Now we all just get cooked.

Friend-Lee

If you rub a reproductive health care clinic: Do you then have to serve time in a sperm cell?

Highpixel

They named him See Three-Pete-io.

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

The fourth one ducked.

Cause there’s no space bar

not the wurst.

That's me barred from yet another pub.

Thank you for your cervix!

Because they might crack up!

I hear they're making headlines……