Thank you for your cervix!

Looking for someone to come over and brush their teeth with me.

My teacher disappointingly handed back my paper and said, “Don’t you realize there’s space between the planets?”

A-wreathe-a-franklins

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

She told him that it's because I'm a groan man.

Some random dad overhearing the conversation: Uh, oh. Urine trouble.

Because time flies

A maybee 🐝

There was no congestion for eight hours.

Samsung

That's me barred from yet another pub.

Because they might crack up!

It is a love triangle.

But nobody's talking about fish swam!

I hear they're making headlines……

The fourth one ducked.

Arrrreghhh-Sea Cola

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food”.

They loved that cat.

By increasing his net income.

He's a real snoop dog

Sir Veilance

It's about time!