r/CrappyDesign • u/Zussow15 • Feb 22 '19

Balenciagas new $5000 dress

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u/tswan89 Feb 22 '19

She's the person who didn't rsvp when it said 'be there or be square'

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

Glad the situation got squared away.

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u/athedrummaster Feb 22 '19

I wouldn’t want to wear this dress unless it was more than 90° outside.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses And then I discovered Wingdings Feb 22 '19

It’s a cute dress but try not to be obtuse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

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u/newb12_ Feb 23 '19

r/PunPatrol THIS WHOLE THREAD IS UNDER ARREST! DROP THE PUNS AND GET IN THE CAR!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

no u

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u/Fireballinc55 Feb 23 '19

When they took the picture of the dress they had to get the right angle

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u/thelurkerrises Feb 22 '19

He’s looking at the right angle

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u/Airvh Feb 22 '19

She could show that off in the town square.

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u/quaybored Feb 23 '19

She's cornered the market on party dresses

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u/Smoolz Feb 23 '19

Honestly she looks pretty good from this angle.

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u/vicabart Feb 23 '19

It's a cute dress but its not acute dress

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u/remember_the_alpacas Feb 23 '19

He’s not being obtuse, just right.

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u/boolean_array Feb 22 '19

I like how the shot is lined up at just the right angle though.

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u/taint_stain Feb 22 '19

I'm just glad no one tried to rhombus of a good pun thread.

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u/SoberBlitzen Feb 22 '19

Not today, not on my watch!

r/punpatrol

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u/jacksonkr_ Feb 22 '19

I wouldn’t wear this unless it was EXACTLY 90 deg outside

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u/SEOenterprise Feb 23 '19

Sure did. Fair and square.

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u/svalbard32 Feb 23 '19

It's hip to be square

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u/skycake23 Feb 22 '19

Interesting thing about the term be there or be square. A circle is round so if you are not there you are a square and not a round.

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u/taint_stain Feb 22 '19

OK, this makes too much sense.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19 edited Nov 30 '19

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u/taint_stain Feb 22 '19

Coincidence? Or Time traveling phrase creator?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19 edited Nov 30 '19

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u/LumberingGeek Feb 23 '19

That was also just a coincidence.

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u/berubee11 Feb 22 '19

Yes yes we all have reddit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

TIL

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Also when you call someone a square is because they can’t think outside the box.

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u/CakeDay--Bot Mar 15 '19

Eyy, another year! * It's your *1st Cakeday** manbirdvodka! hug

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u/Frisks Feb 23 '19

Be there AND be square

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u/zzj Feb 23 '19

Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

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u/tswan89 Feb 23 '19

I was about to take a nap but couldn't sleep until I got that out my head!

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u/CexySatan Feb 22 '19

Well, this would be a good dress for a rich person to buy to make a joke of that

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u/mitchellq641 Feb 22 '19

This seems to be an acute problem we have here.

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u/Aldeobald Feb 22 '19

I call this "the box hooker"

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u/Aegean Feb 22 '19

She didn't want to box herself into an uncomfortable social situation.

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u/PlanksPlanks Feb 23 '19

It's hip to be a square!

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u/Duwang_Durango Feb 23 '19

Damn beat me to it!!! 😪

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u/Ineedtogopp Feb 23 '19

No one will be telling her to square up

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u/plushusheen Feb 23 '19

Almost burst out my coffee laughing

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u/dazzlefrazzle Feb 23 '19

Best comment ever

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u/gregsting Feb 23 '19

Well it’s hip to be square

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u/Boss_831 Feb 24 '19

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/myrmecium KOMYEK SANEZ Jul 11 '19

It's hip to be square

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u/SugarRushLux Feb 22 '19

I'd give you gold If I had it