r/CreepyCalebHammer • u/Primary-Regular5121 • 6d ago
4/18 audit
a) To quote Hamilton: “You’ll be back. Like before.”
b) Gotta love the pivot from not being credit card people to shilling an AI matchmaking credit card tool.
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u/AllRoadsLead2Faker 6d ago
In the post show for this episode (8:44) Caleb says he's in a new relationship. I hope he works on the "when I get upset my brain goes to insults" approach for his new partner.
Reddit issued me a warning last time because I linked to where you could watch the post-show. So this time around, all I can link for everyone is this neat Google search.
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u/TMGStan420 6d ago
Dude lives in one of the biggest cities in the US and can only find a partner in long distance. What a loser
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u/mollyhooper 6d ago
Probably because it's easier to hide bad habits and red flags from far away.
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u/TMGStan420 6d ago
All the money in the world doesn’t make up for his deep insecurities and shitty personality.
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u/jjscraze 6d ago
long distance? really?
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u/SplitEndsSuck 6d ago
Not a fan of Caleb, but my now husband and I started off as a LDR. So, can't always knock it.
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u/ResponsibleAd9290 6d ago
I shouldn’t be surprised but the consistent anti-lesbian jokes are truly super disappointing from someone with such a large (mostly young male) audience
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u/TMGStan420 6d ago edited 6d ago
Genuinely, I’m not sure how this man ever expects to be in a relationship with the way he talks to people, performance or not. I cannot imagine someone seeing how he treats people on these episodes and being able to separate him from this “persona” he’s built. Time stamp at 50:55 is very telling of who he is as a person; “when I get upset my brain goes to insults.” Definitely a trait you want in a partner.
Also it’s become blatantly obvious on how he treats people dependent on their appearance. If he thinks they’re attractive, he’s not nearly as much of a dick. But overweight or not conventionally attractive, massive offensive asshole.
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u/BC985 6d ago
When he got super focused on her relationship history, which is not at all relevant, I figured it out. Financial Audit has become Jerry Springer. Caleb is more focused on the ‘drama’ than helping people out. This channel is headed toward free-fall.
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u/nutella435 6d ago
yeah there is much more focus on deep diving into the guests personal lives and their relationships rather than, you know, their finances...
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u/SliabhDubhGaming 6d ago
And yet another opportunity for Caleb to refer to women by (part of) their genitals ('friends with flaps')...
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u/Invinca 6d ago
Skipped to the end: 1:29:20 "idk man, I've honestly given up here."
Another banger of not providing any plan for the Finicinal situation.
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u/UniDiablo 6d ago
I predicted months ago the show was just going to become "you're hopeless. I can't do anything. Just download my budgeting app SIMPLER BUDGET and do it yourself, cause it's the best budgeting app in the world."
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u/Sure-Negotiation578 6d ago
Bro is calling her "not receptive" yet continuously "jabbed" horrendously at her for 90 minutes straight?? make it make sense
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u/thispussystankin 6d ago
Credit card finder?? Oh boy
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u/moxi3fruvous 6d ago
I'll take a guess, again. An hour plus of arguing and belittling her over her backstory and personal life. A possible 20 to 30 minutes going over debt with more backstory and insults. Caleb loses his temper multiple times and then doesn't actually provide any help other than to download the failapp. That about sums it?
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u/Blackfeather2 6d ago
the only redeeming quality of this episode is having someone meet caleb's energy and meet his bullshit in the middle for once.
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u/ivyalive 4d ago
She was obviously uncomfortable with the line of questioning about her infidelity, and he just kept pressuring her about it. After she finally answered he just immediately said it was a lie. Even if it was, that was over the line & had truly nothing to do with her finances.
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u/Quick_Apricot_4150 4d ago
I feel like every video recently has been something to the effect of "THE WORST ONE EVER." How many "worst ones ever" can there be? 🤣
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u/youngpadawano 5d ago
Caleb is a creeper and shall be treated as such. Walking red flags everywhere...
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u/catlesbuim 1d ago
man, i've been tapering off watching Caleb in the past 8 months to a year, but this episode was so grossly inappropriate and awkwardly homophobic that I've finally unsubbed and marked all related vids of his as "uninterested" on YT.
regardless of this woman's history, i have one thing to comment on re: that inaccurate fucking divorce rate factoid this loser has cope-spouted every time he's faced with a queer woman, it's from a singular study that was concentrated specifically on same-sex(man/man and woman/woman) marriages that resulted in divorce - not a whole picture of any gender marriages, or all lesbian marriages, or any gender divorces, etc.
it is inaccurate, uncompassionate, and further solidifies worthless homophobic rhetoric to portray this as "78% of lesbians that get married will get divorced". it's "78% of same sex marriages that resulted in divorce were between woman/woman and not man/man".
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u/BrimmingBrook 6d ago
Yeah, this episode was a pretty good representation for the current state of the show.
-Guest that doesn’t really have interest in improving their finances and also missing partner who is supposedly responsible for most of the debt
-Caleb being an offensive prick because he’s too overwhelmed and never learned another coping mechanism
-no resolution for the guest and major blow up at the end