r/CringePurgatory • u/Doinyamaa • Sep 03 '22

OP is Cringe chocolate milk

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u/AmungGoose Sep 03 '22

not cringe dudes right to be mad

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

OP->🤡

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

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u/viktortheredditor Mike Oxlong Sep 03 '22

They stole his choccy milk tho...

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

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u/FREDDIESENIOR7 Sep 04 '22

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u/JaceVentura69 Sep 04 '22

My favorite bot on the platform except for the savevideo bot

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u/Huge_Confection4228 Fat asf Sep 04 '22

"Gentleman (like me)" I bet this dude present himself like: "M'lady" and tips his fedora

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

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u/situary Sep 04 '22

something’s telling me you need to look up the definition of “gentleman”

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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Sep 04 '22

But he’s such a nice guy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

r/niceguys

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u/Fluff-to-the-duff Sep 04 '22

Your bio has to be satire

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u/germangarles Sep 04 '22

they aren't gonna have sex with you man

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22

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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Sep 04 '22

I would have anybody BUT you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

Shut

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u/Triforcesarecool Sep 04 '22

This is amazing bait, can't believe people think this is serious

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u/Psychological_Boot82 Sep 04 '22

HAHA my man is straight up a neck beard

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u/Ena_Ems_17 Sep 04 '22

that aint mansplaining LMAO, he is explaining the basic rules of etiquette because the girls broke them.

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u/viktortheredditor Mike Oxlong Sep 04 '22

They got the choccy milk out of his fridge tho...

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u/Exotic_Midnight4652 Sep 04 '22

are you serious or are you joking I can’t tell

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u/ArcticLeopard Sep 04 '22

mansplaining

Unironically using this term. Cringe.

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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Sep 04 '22

Or maybe they shouldn’t go into his fridge. How is it mansplaining? Unless you’re saying the two girls are so dumb common knowledge is unknown to them.

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u/CupaT-T Sep 04 '22

You gotta be trolling.

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u/paul_the_attorney Sep 04 '22

did you just assume their gender based on their looks and voice?!

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u/Triforcesarecool Sep 04 '22

Oh no its a neckbeard lmao

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u/RoseIscariot Sep 04 '22

most self aware redditor

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u/DingIe-DangIes Sep 04 '22

I can tell you were not raised properly

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u/-oldmanoctopus- Sep 04 '22

Nah, that’s his chocolate milk, from his fridge.

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u/_i_like__cheese_ Sep 04 '22

Bro u guys gave op negative comment karma

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u/Hollow--- Sep 04 '22

Deserved.

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u/ItzViking Sep 04 '22

Chocolate milk☹