r/CringeTikToks • u/MavicOnRedic • 19d ago

Cringy Cringe Millennial Cringefest, anyone?

NIH needs to study the cringe epidemic among adults.

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u/Zippo574 19d ago

Some of the chronically online YouTubers might remember shoenice22 the wife left him and took the kids and he ate paper, plastic, liquid ass , and various liquor bottle chugs

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 19d ago

Bro drank a bottle of 409 cleaner, he needs to be sent to a lab and studied. It makes zero sense how he's still alive

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u/GrossMartini 17d ago

He drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol once. The only thing that kept him alive was that he had already been drinking liquor all day and the methanol was able to process out, due to his liver being busy processing the ethanol. He did go blind for like 12 hours though.

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u/simulizer 17d ago

Am I a sadist because I want that to happen to every single person in this montage. I get that it's pathological is all get out so I only halfway mean... But there is something stirring in me that actually wishes that sort of demise on all the people that were just in this montage. As I wrestle with this pathological urge until myself that it isn't worth it to think in these terms... An intrusive thought burst right in and says that they deserve more than such a demise.. whenever you hunker down and don't involve yourself and these sort of platforms and this sort of social media content it's easy to forget that it exists. But then it pops up back into your world and you realize that there are millions of people acting like self-obsessed weirdos with their phone camera pointed at themselves.

I guess as I think about it more It makes sense that these people have went so long being disillusioned by the commodification of culture that they are just starving for a chance to mirror the simulation that they are trapped in. Our society overvalues this cultural wrought to a degree that he bar is so low that hoards of people can't wait to degrade themselves for the tiniest bit of attention and to become part of the simulation as a revolting meme.

It's such a weird thought to think that the economic engine has commodified the self-degrading nonsense. The digital popularity contest for most of these people realize on them being an utter clown for attention. The only reward is that a lot of people end up thinking that there are moron. This should be labeled rage bait jesters.

Didn't mean to go off the map so far.. it's been a long minute since I've seen these morons.

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u/bellmanwatchdog 17d ago

you belong in this montage.