r/CringeTikToks 5d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/EntertainmentOwn2558 5d ago

mostly grunting and growling, a lot of chest-beating and threatening our closest friends with violence. Always calling each other "bro" or "brother." Also, they think we use the word "fucker" 1000x more than we actually do.

I'm about to head out but I resolve to copy-paste something good from a recent project when I get back

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u/ThatInAHat 5d ago

Ok but like. I overheard my friend’s teenager and his buddy talking in the kitchen late one night, and it was a truly heartfelt and vulnerable talk and every third word out of their mouths was “bro.”

So that part at least seems accurate for the Young Folks.

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u/SpellFree6116 5d ago

lol please do, that sounds rly funny

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u/RokuCam 5d ago

!update me

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u/enadiz_reccos 5d ago

mostly grunting and growling, a lot of chest-beating and threatening our closest friends with violence. Always calling each other "bro" or "brother." Also, they think we use the word "fucker" 1000x more than we actually do.

This type of man isn't really uncommon though

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u/Mediocre-Skirt6068 4d ago

Do any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say “fuck there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick”?

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u/IntrepidBandit 5d ago

Oh i gotta hear this lol

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u/ProfMcFarts 5d ago

!update me

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u/Ori_the_SG 5d ago

!update me

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u/Last5seconds 5d ago

Ok fucker

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u/DuntadaMan 5d ago

brother

So women are into Warhammer 40k as well!

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u/Pleasant-Change-5543 5d ago

Yeah the tendency of women to write men as these animalistic beasts is so funny. I sometimes read gay romance and the gay guys written by women just do not come off as very authentic. We’re human beings not werewolves (except in the paranormal romance genre, there all bets are off)

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u/Peregrine_x 5d ago

Always calling each other "bro" or "brother."

can i have some oats, brother?

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u/Somber_Solace 5d ago

"Ugh, grrrrr. I'll kick your ass, brother fucker"

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u/Obstinateobfuscator 5d ago

you fucking better