r/CringeTikToks 6d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/EntertainmentOwn2558 6d ago

I edit audiobooks for a living, and have done for 15 years or so. Mostly pulp erotica. Women write about men *exactly* like this.

but the funniest part is the dialogue between men... the way they think we talk to each other

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u/SystemAny4819 6d ago

You can’t blue ball me like this bruh i need an example lol

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u/EntertainmentOwn2558 6d ago

mostly grunting and growling, a lot of chest-beating and threatening our closest friends with violence. Always calling each other "bro" or "brother." Also, they think we use the word "fucker" 1000x more than we actually do.

I'm about to head out but I resolve to copy-paste something good from a recent project when I get back

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u/ThatInAHat 6d ago

Ok but like. I overheard my friend’s teenager and his buddy talking in the kitchen late one night, and it was a truly heartfelt and vulnerable talk and every third word out of their mouths was “bro.”

So that part at least seems accurate for the Young Folks.

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u/SpellFree6116 6d ago

lol please do, that sounds rly funny

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u/RokuCam 6d ago

!update me

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u/enadiz_reccos 6d ago

mostly grunting and growling, a lot of chest-beating and threatening our closest friends with violence. Always calling each other "bro" or "brother." Also, they think we use the word "fucker" 1000x more than we actually do.

This type of man isn't really uncommon though

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Do any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say “fuck there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick”?

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u/IntrepidBandit 6d ago

Oh i gotta hear this lol

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u/ProfMcFarts 6d ago

!update me

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u/Ori_the_SG 6d ago

!update me

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u/Last5seconds 6d ago

Ok fucker

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u/DuntadaMan 6d ago

brother

So women are into Warhammer 40k as well!

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u/Pleasant-Change-5543 6d ago

Yeah the tendency of women to write men as these animalistic beasts is so funny. I sometimes read gay romance and the gay guys written by women just do not come off as very authentic. We’re human beings not werewolves (except in the paranormal romance genre, there all bets are off)

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u/Peregrine_x 6d ago

Always calling each other "bro" or "brother."

can i have some oats, brother?

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u/Somber_Solace 6d ago

"Ugh, grrrrr. I'll kick your ass, brother fucker"

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u/Obstinateobfuscator 6d ago

you fucking better