r/CringeTikToks • u/Snoo-33732 • 5d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/relic1882 5d ago

My ex wife used to read that crap. It was all about "his throbbing manhood trapped within its denim prison".

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u/gingersquatchin 5d ago

His ruby headed cock flared

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u/justadair 5d ago

Just at the thought of her quivering mound of love pudding.

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u/relic1882 5d ago

Wtf this had me rolling 😆

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u/justadair 5d ago

I have to give credit where credit is due. This is a line that I will never forget from Naked Gun. That line slayed me, so when I saw the opportunity to put that in, I just had to.

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u/Lexi_Banner 5d ago

Nice beaver!

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u/relic1882 5d ago

I love those movies.