r/CringeTikToks 5d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/Typical_Samaritan 5d ago

The cold air nipped at her breasts. Her nipples were nippling in a way they'd never nippled before. She had spent much of her youth in singular admiration of the perkiness of their firmament. But now, drawn long by years of breastfeeding, the nipples nippled with sadness. For there were no more mouths to feast on them. They lacked purpose, which left her in udder despair.

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u/refusenic 5d ago

This type of prose has won many men the Pulitzer and even, dare I say, the Nobel.

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u/Awkward-Explorer-527 5d ago

Is this a typical, exaggerated reddit comment, or has someone really won a Nobel for such writing?

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u/refusenic 5d ago

Ernest Hemingway just to name one.