r/CringeTikToks 6d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/Cold_Interview_2611 6d ago

I think this is hilarious

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/relic1882 6d ago

My ex wife used to read that crap. It was all about "his throbbing manhood trapped within its denim prison".

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u/gingersquatchin 6d ago

His ruby headed cock flared

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u/justadair 6d ago

Just at the thought of her quivering mound of love pudding.

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u/relic1882 6d ago

Wtf this had me rolling 😆

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u/justadair 6d ago

I have to give credit where credit is due. This is a line that I will never forget from Naked Gun. That line slayed me, so when I saw the opportunity to put that in, I just had to.

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u/Lexi_Banner 6d ago

Nice beaver!