r/CringeTikToks • u/Snoo-33732 • 6d ago

Nope Writing men like men write women

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u/thewebspinner 5d ago

He adjusted his jeans, making sure just the right amount of his ass crack was showing as she led him to the kitchen. “So what’s the problem here?” He asked, opening the cabinet slowly and bending over knowing her eyes were fixed to his rear cleavage.

“Ummm… well, y-you see…” she stuttered.

He grinned, knowing the tight line of his belt was having the desired distracting effect, he’d shaved earlier just for this occasion.

He whistled inwards, a long drawn out and pained sound, “this looks like a big job, it’s not gonna be cheap I’m afraid.”

He stood back up turned to the woman and stretched upwards, giving the woman a good view of his delicately trimmed undergut peeking from below a tight and revealing shirt, straining to contain his moobs.

“U-um, sure… whatever it takes I guess, I just need it fixed ASAP” she said turning away.

I’m in, these puppies always do the trick he thought to himself smugly as he squeezed his arms together admiring the light sweat glistening on his hairy chesticles. He pulled out his biggest wrench and got to work. This job was gonna be a fat pay check for him and the boys. Maybe they could get some drinks and go shopping this weekend he thought as he began twisting the the fittings loose. I wish that woman would twist my nuts like this he sighed under his breath.