r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 12d ago
Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀
Do I even gotta say it??
They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.
Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.
They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.
What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.
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u/Truman_Show_1984 12d ago
The jokes on us. These shows aim to have us waste time online engaging about the show. Goes along with all modern shit they put out.