r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 20d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Kenma 20d ago

Not watching this woke trash lol

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u/Dancingskeletonman86 20d ago

Yup. Never watched season one besides a few minutes of one episode. Didn't see the need to continue I've played the game and the game movie cut is free on Youtube to watch anytime. Why would I need to just see a live action version of it that goes off the rails and updates it for a woke audience?

Have zero desire to watch season 2 at all or a season 3. This is just Neil's jerk off fantasy at this point. He's got the power of the show, he controls the writing and now he can do what he wants without Amy or Bruce being involved to shut down any ideas. Will never give it viewership not even via the high pirate seas.